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This is a normal post Lordy. I couldn't get past the two minute mark.
He missed a trick though: Not rhyming "I thought that love would last forever" with "something something Trevor".
Also: Mind if I put this here? It's a song someone's done about my home town. I discovered it yesterday. Points if you get past 30 seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should watch the ending, honestly, it's so heartfelt.
Edit: That link was disgusting, i've never heard a woman say 'suck my cock' before and am now very confused/turned on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *boke*

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahah
........................ yeee-e-ee-e-eeah
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
That was about when I HAD to turn off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Later in the video,
he explores the higher registers then finishes with a super earnest talky bit.

Loved the Cirencester song.
 (I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that love would last forever
something something something Trevor
It seems that wasn't very clever
It changed so fast, just like the weather

*keyboard solo*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *holds lighter aloft*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what this needs?
A bit of Melodica.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is gold

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post HMHB are the only band I can think of who have used that couplet.
"Now you are gone forever / Shot by your Uncle Trevor / My story seems so tragic / Ali Bongo's good at contortionism"
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post All couplet bets are off with HMHB,
I seem to remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Cirencester.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't you the *quite* grumpy Gus today?
Who crawled up your butt & died?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright Kenny Cook?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Cirencester is such a wankers town.
Ag college hooray-henries and inbred worzels, hateful place.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't sit on the fence, Flaps.
What do you really think about my hometown?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh there is MUCH more I could say about that nasty little backwater of mediocrity.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *licks pencil nib*
*opens notepad*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You remember, it was the time Debbi Williams got fingered by Chris Mars and Hayley Evers reckons she saw Joe Wylans taking a dump in the gravel-pit lakes.
Rowan Gordon, he's mental because he once shoved his knob through Miss Mayal's letterbox. Micha was gonna go down the cross and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he's been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, but Bethany fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at the chippy.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI DEBBI
*suddenly everything makes sense*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post none of that makes any sense to me,
but he really should continue.
*awaits the rest of the story*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's exactly like
the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post so that is what happened to poor Candice.
do go on...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:32, , Reply)