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Friend of a son of a colleague of a friend of mine made this heartfelt and earnest video to his song "The Hell Where Youth And Laughter Go". And I can't stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is stunning.
I like his arse wiggling
 (I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Fantastically earnest.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
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Twinkle Toes Tristan.
The shots of his legs weirdly reminded me of Otis & Marvin:
youtu.be/Oi60CCM9jZU
 (loci, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post heheh

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was just too emotional for me, i'm crying here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lordy. I couldn't get past the two minute mark.
He missed a trick though: Not rhyming "I thought that love would last forever" with "something something Trevor".
Also: Mind if I put this here? It's a song someone's done about my home town. I discovered it yesterday. Points if you get past 30 seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should watch the ending, honestly, it's so heartfelt.
Edit: That link was disgusting, i've never heard a woman say 'suck my cock' before and am now very confused/turned on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *boke*

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahah
........................ yeee-e-ee-e-eeah
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
That was about when I HAD to turn off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Later in the video,
he explores the higher registers then finishes with a super earnest talky bit.

Loved the Cirencester song.
 (I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that love would last forever
something something something Trevor
It seems that wasn't very clever
It changed so fast, just like the weather

*keyboard solo*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *holds lighter aloft*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what this needs?
A bit of Melodica.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is gold

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post HMHB are the only band I can think of who have used that couplet.
"Now you are gone forever / Shot by your Uncle Trevor / My story seems so tragic / Ali Bongo's good at contortionism"
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post All couplet bets are off with HMHB,
I seem to remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Cirencester.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't you the *quite* grumpy Gus today?
Who crawled up your butt & died?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright Kenny Cook?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Cirencester is such a wankers town.
Ag college hooray-henries and inbred worzels, hateful place.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't sit on the fence, Flaps.
What do you really think about my hometown?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh there is MUCH more I could say about that nasty little backwater of mediocrity.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *licks pencil nib*
*opens notepad*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You remember, it was the time Debbi Williams got fingered by Chris Mars and Hayley Evers reckons she saw Joe Wylans taking a dump in the gravel-pit lakes.
Rowan Gordon, he's mental because he once shoved his knob through Miss Mayal's letterbox. Micha was gonna go down the cross and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he's been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, but Bethany fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at the chippy.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI DEBBI
*suddenly everything makes sense*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post none of that makes any sense to me,
but he really should continue.
*awaits the rest of the story*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's exactly like
the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post so that is what happened to poor Candice.
do go on...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to believe that's serious
it's like a Smiths song done by the muppets
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insert organ joke here

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post *inserts organ*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*wriggles*
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post well Noel, me and the wife are keen musicians, and one day I'd like to put my organ in cider

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many people will get this reference.
Legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post as long as one person did, my work is done ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_2nb16n9Q

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was quite sweet.
No one could play that instrument and not look daft.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could
Think this but sexy. Far, far sexier. TOO sexy, possibly
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
all joking aside, he's clearly spent a lot of time and effort to achieve such a high standard at a comedy instrument
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh look at me playing with both hands and feet! Nobody likes a smartarse mate.

(thorneyvilla, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOLD ON:
He's got a website! www.tristanmusic.tv/
Also- if he's so good at organ, how come it all sounds so MIDI?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i feel bad for laughing at him,
because he is talented, and very heartfelt about it...
but hahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's alright to be cruel because he's so good ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh good. :)
*watches again and laughs without guilt*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
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He's obviously made some kind of error with the lyrics. He talks about boys loving BOYS. Pfft! Boys don't love BOYS, they love GIRLS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post His legs remind me of Gerry Anderson puppets!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was painful.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's really something when he gets around to Stop All The Clocks at 3m.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has both good and original lyrics
Unfortunately the original bits are pants and the good bits are W H Auden.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just reading one of the poems it is based on.
Deliberate or not, changing "I knew a simple soldier boy....." to "I knew a stunning, sexy boy...." is pop genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post forbidden fu-hu-hun... :D
"i wish i had my cardigan, i wish i had my cardigan." If this is genuine and sincere then he's amazing. If it's bullshit then it's artfully wrought bullshit. Either way i'm pleased.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:16, , Reply)