Crazy bastard!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17,
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Should have done it on her tuna sandwich
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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The spunky fucker
Say it with sperm.
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:23,
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In related news
Man accused of squirting semen on female shoppers
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:25,
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He looks *really* pleased with himself
in his mugshot too.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:55,
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It's the kind of satisfactory look you only have
after showering shoppers with your man butter
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:16,
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Jizzlobber ...
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:26,
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smiles
bruises smiles bruises bars in the woooooooommmbb
I find this hard to swallow.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:29,
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Cum on, really?
Sounds like a balls up to me.
(JamTallons, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:47,
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A salty battery?
That's one way of putting it.
Also, pfft
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:31,
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She took a sip and immediately felt sick.
What the fuck's wrong with his semen?
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:35,
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wouldn't you notice the consistency?
i mean semen is thicker than water.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:39,
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It would probably float on top ....
unless he shook the bottle.
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:41,
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I've done this at
Holy Communion
(BumCoffeePortrait videographer, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:54,
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"He was charged with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material"
Did he record an album about it?
(sir_spicious2000Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:57,
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Bieber certainly has aged....
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:59,
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.
'Baby, baby, baby... (Gonna empty my pods in your Evian)'
(sir_spicious2000Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:03,
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she should have just shat in his lunch box in retaliation
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:16,
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fuck knows what he would do to one of her turds...
he fucked her water bottle for gods' sake!
(yes reading between the lines, but you know thats what he did, he didnt wank into it. He put his cock in and fucked it.)
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:32,
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Is that a euphemism for the male equivalent
of an Alabama hot pocket?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:45,
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/googles "Alabama hot pocket" /wishes hadn't googled "Alabama hot pocket" /will *never* google image search "Alabama hot pocket"
(wideeyeslightly pickled, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:58,
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Cant remember the name of the oddest I ever heard of,
where a man puts cling film over his mouth, and another man pushes his cock in to make a 'bag' inside his mouth. Then shits in that, in the guys mouth and then fucks that til he comes and the cling film rips. I'm sure that had an American name as well.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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O_o
You are one dirty birdy.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:27,
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ewww. pass the mind bleach.
*cancels lunch order*
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:28,
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Ta
You reminded me of the name, as posted below.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45,
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you are welcome
i think? 0_o .... *not clicking on that*
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:54,
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oh it SFW
just words
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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oh i know, but after reading your description.
i don't think i need any further detail. haha.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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Don't people just fuck anymore?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:28,
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It is called
A McPlum
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:35,
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