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This is a link post Another cracking news headline and story.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy bastard!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have done it on her tuna sandwich

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The spunky fucker
Say it with sperm.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In related news
Man accused of squirting semen on female shoppers
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks *really* pleased with himself
in his mugshot too.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the kind of satisfactory look you only have
after showering shoppers with your man butter
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Jizzlobber ...

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post smiles
bruises
smiles
bruises
bars
in the woooooooommmbb

nice 8-bit version here
youtu.be/BUY9CjZL8p4

sounds like the theme to the greatest Spectrum game ever
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Those 8-bit tracks are bloody ace
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiKvY4eJLpE&feature=relmfu Midlife Crisis is superb
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this hard to swallow.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Cum on, really?
Sounds like a balls up to me.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A salty battery?
That's one way of putting it.

Also, pfft
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post She took a sip and immediately felt sick.
What the fuck's wrong with his semen?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't you notice the consistency?
i mean semen is thicker than water.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It would probably float on top ....
unless he shook the bottle.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done this at
Holy Communion
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "He was charged with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material"
Did he record an album about it?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bieber certainly has aged....

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post .
'Baby, baby, baby... (Gonna empty my pods in your Evian)'
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post she should have just shat in his lunch box in retaliation

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck knows what he would do to one of her turds...
he fucked her water bottle for gods' sake!

(yes reading between the lines, but you know thats what he did, he didnt wank into it. He put his cock in and fucked it.)
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a euphemism for the male equivalent
of an Alabama hot pocket?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
/googles "Alabama hot pocket"
/wishes hadn't googled "Alabama hot pocket"
/will *never* google image search "Alabama hot pocket"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cant remember the name of the oddest I ever heard of,
where a man puts cling film over his mouth, and another man pushes his cock in to make a 'bag' inside his mouth.
Then shits in that, in the guys mouth and then fucks that til he comes and the cling film rips. I'm sure that had an American name as well.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o
You are one dirty birdy.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ewww. pass the mind bleach.
*cancels lunch order*
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta
You reminded me of the name, as posted below.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you are welcome
i think? 0_o ....
*not clicking on that*
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oh it SFW
just words
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i know, but after reading your description.
i don't think i need any further detail. haha.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't people just fuck anymore?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It is called
A McPlum
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, here it is...
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot%20Lunch
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Why? Why?

*Cries*

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)