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This is a normal post I thought it was going to be this..
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9739414/Man-burns-his-head-after-mistaking-iron-for-phone.html
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was on page 3 of the Metro this morning. What a shitawful paper that is.
Can I make it absolutely clear that I wasn't reading it, my girlfriend was. And the story was on page 3. Nothing else of interest happening in the world that people should be reading about, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "The girlfriend was reading it" oh yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
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In fairness, as much as I agree with your views re: Metro, that is EXACTLY the sort of story I want to read on the way to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^very much this
I don't read it to be informed, I read it to be entertained. I know there's all sorts of horrors going on in the world, but at that time of the morning all my brain can cope with is stories about fuckwits who would rather deliberately maim themselves than do any housework.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand these reasons for reading the Metro, but I still find myself incapable of picking it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
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Beadle hands still no better?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
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hahaha.

I used to work with a girl who burned her tit by trying to iron a minor crease out of her top while wearing it. she also didn't believe me when I told her it was unrealistic to think she could get to a party in Ipswich by 7pm after work (in London).

'No, my mate said it shouldn't take me more than 30 minutes'
'Well your mate's very wrong'
'No I don't think so, are you sure it's that far?'
'For God's sake, I'm 35 years old - I know where Ipswich is and it's bloody miles away'
'Maybe there's more than one?'...etc

This went on for about ten minutes before she suddenly said 'Oh hang on, do I mean Islington?'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! what a thick twat.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I love "Maybe there's more than one" :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I read this as "Bummed her tit"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Life is hard on some people
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the:
'After breakfast...I opened a beer' Those crazy Eastern kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'breakfast" was probably Vodka.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)