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This is a normal post I like dogs too
But they're not as funny.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like both as well, but I'm more of a cat man, they seem to adore me.
I wrote a letter to Whiskers once to see if they wanted a sample of my armpit hair because my cats loved sniffing it so much.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You both sicken me.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A fellow cat whisperer, eh?
Before visiting a mate recently I was warned about his vicious cat. Once I was sitting on his sofa she proceeded to sit on my lap and purr happily for my whole visit. Once I got up to leave she decided to attack my mate's ankles.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I've had similar experiences
Round a friends and just about to pick up the cat and my mate shouts, 'NOOOO, she'll have your face off!!' I picked her up and tickled her to a purring mess and she followed me down the garden path when I left :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Threadkjack
A mate of mine (sisters ex boyfriend) once wrote a letter to Tescos (I think) threatening to contaminate their pic and mix with go-cat if they didn't reduce the price of their beans.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a legend, and to think the EU got awarded the nobel prize.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He also wrote one to Mr Kipling
asking who played the cyclops in the Sinbad films.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why your sister went out with him.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he an investment banker?
Seems about the right level of intelligence.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually he's a professor of physics
=/
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Your name has been written into my book of enemies.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one for the bum pipe eh?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get the scorpions

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)