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This is a link post A medley of "arse" songs I made this!
Since I was a baby, I have imagined songs with the lyrics "heart" or "eyes" changed to "arse". And now I'm in my forties, it still amuses me greatly. So, for my childish amusement, I put this together.

There's plenty more songs where this works - for example Moby's "Why Does My Arse Feel So Bad" - so if this isn't downvoted off the internet I might make a second video.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post See also, replacing "Love" with "Muff"

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I muff it

(Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post All you need is muff... and muff is all around

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I will always muff you.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post How Deep is your Muff

(FieldingMellish, Fri 3 May 2024, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Knob often makes the most sense
E.g.
Way, way down inside
I'm gonna give you my knob
I'm gonna give you every inch of my knob
I'm gonna give you my knob

Wanna whole lotta knob
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 14:37, Reply)
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Well that was always the subtext of that song.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Very subtle.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Knob, knob
is a verb,
knob is a doing word
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 23:16, Reply)
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*anything by AC/DC*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Knob removal machine
That is all
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 2 May 2024, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a work of arse

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very gay
"clicks like"
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaharse

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it with Willy Bum Bum and the internet may actually explode.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Gold

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 3:50, Reply)
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The final squeaker did it for me!
 (FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:16, Reply)
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Another classic of the genre: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Ssc2urhVA
 (ienjoytrains, Mon 6 May 2024, 14:25, Reply)