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This is a link post B3tard Choir Recital

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This is a normal post Is this how John McCriricks are made?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If chanted long enough an apparition of him in his pants will appear
And the world will end.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up about John McCrirck
You don't know him like I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean, "intimately"?

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This is a normal post People only see the tweed and the grotesque physical form
But he's a tender man and a generous lover.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post in the biblical sense

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 7:34, Reply)
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A Mazda puta
A son of motor
A son of car
A raw hide dozer
...
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Tommy Cooper ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post is there an extended version?

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2016, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post More about this guy here:
Pretty strange dude!

For those without translators, here is what Google does with it:

The porn producer Gerhard Hornbacher discovered one night on his roof to Antorianer Torok, who there with his flying saucer has landed. Hornbacher can the aliens overwhelm and obtained power over the officials and shapeshifter technology, from which it hopes to an enormous wealth. But instead of using the omnipotence of extraterrestrial devices directly, Hornbacher selects a complex way. As "founder" He opened the spiritual television station Channel Teleportal along with his porn Team. The founder assumes that the Mayan calendar predicted the end of the world for the year 2012 as an opportunity to 144,000 people a fee to grant the refuge on the planet Antoria. Support received by the founder of the porn actress Angella Atoma, now as God outputs mouthpiece Guriella. Channel Teleportal arises for Hornbacher out as a great loss business. This leads him to use the shapeshifter and so abusing the face of God as a debt collector. Finally the checkout and Hornbacher ringing sees itself as a multi-millionaire in Thailand, just not the plan would be there 9 of Antorianer.

Helmut Krauss as Gerhard Horn Bacher

Wolfgang Volz as animated God-shape

Kino Babylon by announcing the doomsday Premiere
Background [ Edit | Source Edit ]
The graphic Hordes visited in June 2008, together with the singer Jennah Karthes the TV station Kanal Telemedial during a live broadcast. From enthusiasm he wrote later on two days a screenplay for a film trash and turned this afterwards. [4]
The film satirizes not only Hornauer but caricatured the sect leader Uriella and other TV formats like Astro TV . As stylistic effects are used that the science fiction B-movies reminiscent of the 1950s.
One of these effects is the complete dubbing in post-production , [4] and some actors here of voiceover as Wolfgang Volz , Marianne bulk or Eberhard Prüter were dubbed.
The Actor Ingo Frischeisen was during television time Telemedial in the program as a presenter and musician in use. He parodied in the film as Ingo Ingold himself.
The drag artist Ades Zabel parodied as gossip reporter Gina Gaydt the IMAGE -Redakteurin Tina Gaedt that up to date with Horn Auer reported escapades. [5] [6] [7]
Actor Helmut Krauss commented on 11 May 2011 in Bettina Tietjen consignment The! As follows about the founder film: "... it has a script he made ​​on a television man, there is also, of now but has no channel. channel Telemedial was the earlier. " [8] .
Tele Medial trial [ Edit | Source Edit ]
Due to the notoriety Thomas Horn Auer , the film gained a certain media interest in its formative stages. Hornauer expressed during his live broadcasts multiply negatively about the film project, he suspected a mockery of its Tele Medial idea. [9] Hornauer was granted by the Landgericht Stuttgart the right to see the film before its theatrical release within two weeks twice, and against bodies which violate the honor of his person to object. [10] After the first appointment Hornauer Hordes informed via email that his person was not seen and he saw further steps as "boondoggle". Then, the film was released. [3]
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Rectal more like

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Even though I know it's just one guy... I keep returning to it and watching the different hims open their eyes and suspiciously check what the other ones are doing.

The bottom left one does it the most. He's really fucking checking what the other ones are doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:32, Reply)