3rd generation Turk immigrant. One of the brightest minds of his generation: won a scholarship to the best school in the world, then the second best university. Devoted classicist, published historian. Liberal ultra, centrist. Pioneer of gay marriage legislation. Champion of cycling, opponent of airports. International profile before setting foot in No. 10. Funny and self-effacing: knows he's a bit ridiculous and hopes you won't mind.
Imagine if a PM like that was a Remainer and slightly to the left of centre. You'd be spunking fucking nutfuls, and we'd be spared this 2019 version of the Pink Flamingos singing anus.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:55, Share, Reply)
If he was a left of centre remainer lying bigoted cunt who gave no fucks about anyone but himself?
I'd probably feel similar
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:27, Share, Reply)
I'd probably feel similar
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:27, Share, Reply)
^this
It’s not his politics that make him an odious lying turd.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:41, Share, Reply)
It’s not his politics that make him an odious lying turd.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:41, Share, Reply)
Well then perhaps, wheresthefish
If that IS your real name, you'd care to mention a politician who you consider not to be an odious lying turd.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:49, Share, Reply)
If that IS your real name, you'd care to mention a politician who you consider not to be an odious lying turd.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:49, Share, Reply)
Rory Stewart, Caroline Lucas,
Philip Hammond, David Gauke, basically anyone who hasn’t been implicated in the beating of journalists or sacked for lying.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:27, Share, Reply)
Philip Hammond, David Gauke, basically anyone who hasn’t been implicated in the beating of journalists or sacked for lying.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:27, Share, Reply)
I too was shocked and disappointed that the Tory party membership failed to elect Caroline Lucas as its new leader.
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If the answer is Rory Stewart, Caroline Lucas, Philip Hammond, David Gauke you're asking the wrong questions.
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He is a remainer lying bigoted cunt.
His record very much puts him as an European Federalist. He only jumped on the Brexit wagon when the referendum was called. I assume his plan was to lose the referendum, then sweep to power in the next election after becoming head of the party on his Brexit credentials.
His big fuck up was winning the referendum. One of the funniest things I've ever seen is just how gutted he looks when he was giving his 'victory' speech. Go back and watch it: it's gold.
It really shows how fucked up politics has become that the leader of Brexit in government is a European Federalist, and the leader of Remain in opposition, Corbyn, is a Brexiteer.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2019, 15:26, Share, Reply)
His record very much puts him as an European Federalist. He only jumped on the Brexit wagon when the referendum was called. I assume his plan was to lose the referendum, then sweep to power in the next election after becoming head of the party on his Brexit credentials.
His big fuck up was winning the referendum. One of the funniest things I've ever seen is just how gutted he looks when he was giving his 'victory' speech. Go back and watch it: it's gold.
It really shows how fucked up politics has become that the leader of Brexit in government is a European Federalist, and the leader of Remain in opposition, Corbyn, is a Brexiteer.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2019, 15:26, Share, Reply)
If he'd been consistently vocal in his objections to the EU
over the course of his entire career, and then suddenly became a staunch defender of the remain camp during the referendum, I believe I'd be just as concerned about him.
Don't get me wrong; I'm no Boris hater. I find him remarkably entertaining, so much so that I've actually been to hear him speak on a couple of occasions, including a rather expensive dinner with a meet and greet. He's very affable in person as you'd expect, and extremely sharp of wit. I have no doubt he has the ability to do a great job, I just don't trust his motivations in doing so.
I believe he will do an excellent job for himself and his mates, and may even manage some token victories for everyone else while he's at it, but when it comes to it he will have no qualms in fucking everyone else over if it's in his personal interest to do so.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:54, Share, Reply)
over the course of his entire career, and then suddenly became a staunch defender of the remain camp during the referendum, I believe I'd be just as concerned about him.
Don't get me wrong; I'm no Boris hater. I find him remarkably entertaining, so much so that I've actually been to hear him speak on a couple of occasions, including a rather expensive dinner with a meet and greet. He's very affable in person as you'd expect, and extremely sharp of wit. I have no doubt he has the ability to do a great job, I just don't trust his motivations in doing so.
I believe he will do an excellent job for himself and his mates, and may even manage some token victories for everyone else while he's at it, but when it comes to it he will have no qualms in fucking everyone else over if it's in his personal interest to do so.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:54, Share, Reply)
^ Hang on, this is intelligent and well-thought isn't it?
That can't be right
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:23, Share, Reply)
That can't be right
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:23, Share, Reply)
Says the political sage of b3ta, ever well placed to judge...
b3ta.com/links/1520644
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b3ta.com/links/1520644
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:37, Share, Reply)
It turns out
I'm not a complete idiot. (Just a complete cunt.)
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:09, Share, Reply)
I'm not a complete idiot. (Just a complete cunt.)
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:09, Share, Reply)
Jesus fucking Christ, are you for real?
I don't think I've ever seen such abject arse-lickery.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:46, Share, Reply)
I don't think I've ever seen such abject arse-lickery.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:46, Share, Reply)
exactly
but be honest now, you've seen some pretty extreme vids.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:53, Share, Reply)
but be honest now, you've seen some pretty extreme vids.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:53, Share, Reply)
I'm trying to get y head around how much of a fuck-knuckle you've got to be
to convince yourself Boris Johnson is any sort of an 'immigrant'.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:09, Share, Reply)
to convince yourself Boris Johnson is any sort of an 'immigrant'.
( , Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:09, Share, Reply)
revised History
pampered cunt from extremely wealthy patrician family, descended from George II of England. Grandfather lawyer, mother oxford graduate, father a technocrat who worked for EC in Brussels. Boris grew up in a childhood of fox-hunting and servants. Enrolled in elite prep school, his knowledge of ancient greek combined with his family connections allowed him to get a 10% fees discount to elite public school Eton. His friends were Viscount spencer, and his teachers noted his idleness, complacency, and lateness. Won a minor scholorship again based on his greek and latin and family connections, to study classics at oxford. There he meets Cameron May, Gove and Hunt, who likewise share backgrounds of extreme privilege. Through family connections, in late 1987 he began work as a graduate trainee at The Times, but is sacked after being exposed as forging quotes.
Gets a job for rightwing telegraph through his oxford connection with max hastings, where he gains popularity for writing eurosceptic column full of lies.Many of his fellow journalists there were critical of his articles, opining that they often contained untruths designed to discredit the Commission, including false claims that the EU were planning to ban prawn cocktail crisps and English sausages, and were to regulate the size of condoms, so called euromyths. Chris Patten later stated that, at that time, Johnson was "one of the greatest exponents of fake journalism". Continues his career of lies and racism (calling black people picanninys with watermelon smiles) before switching for a safe conservative seat using his tv profile to shut down the objections of the branch members. In parliament he continues to push EU barrell with lies, sells arms to saudi arabia, appoints personal cronies, has numerous scandal in expenses, personal affairs, holidaying during the london riots when mayor, and otherwise acting a general cunt. His anti-eu stance gave oxygen to the rise of UKIP and I hold him personally responsible just because he thought it would shift newspaper from his reactionary readership by giving them some villain to be outraged against (he was successful, but so is infowars), that culminates in the brexit farce that he again campaigned using gross mistruths, that has already caused more damage than anything to the UK since the Luftwaffe, and hasn't even been ratified yet.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2019, 6:48, Share, Reply)
pampered cunt from extremely wealthy patrician family, descended from George II of England. Grandfather lawyer, mother oxford graduate, father a technocrat who worked for EC in Brussels. Boris grew up in a childhood of fox-hunting and servants. Enrolled in elite prep school, his knowledge of ancient greek combined with his family connections allowed him to get a 10% fees discount to elite public school Eton. His friends were Viscount spencer, and his teachers noted his idleness, complacency, and lateness. Won a minor scholorship again based on his greek and latin and family connections, to study classics at oxford. There he meets Cameron May, Gove and Hunt, who likewise share backgrounds of extreme privilege. Through family connections, in late 1987 he began work as a graduate trainee at The Times, but is sacked after being exposed as forging quotes.
Gets a job for rightwing telegraph through his oxford connection with max hastings, where he gains popularity for writing eurosceptic column full of lies.Many of his fellow journalists there were critical of his articles, opining that they often contained untruths designed to discredit the Commission, including false claims that the EU were planning to ban prawn cocktail crisps and English sausages, and were to regulate the size of condoms, so called euromyths. Chris Patten later stated that, at that time, Johnson was "one of the greatest exponents of fake journalism". Continues his career of lies and racism (calling black people picanninys with watermelon smiles) before switching for a safe conservative seat using his tv profile to shut down the objections of the branch members. In parliament he continues to push EU barrell with lies, sells arms to saudi arabia, appoints personal cronies, has numerous scandal in expenses, personal affairs, holidaying during the london riots when mayor, and otherwise acting a general cunt. His anti-eu stance gave oxygen to the rise of UKIP and I hold him personally responsible just because he thought it would shift newspaper from his reactionary readership by giving them some villain to be outraged against (he was successful, but so is infowars), that culminates in the brexit farce that he again campaigned using gross mistruths, that has already caused more damage than anything to the UK since the Luftwaffe, and hasn't even been ratified yet.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2019, 6:48, Share, Reply)