Do you have a dick? Do you have shoes?
Have your dick on your shoes!
dick shoes
(
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 18:43,
Reply)
I dare say five minutes with a biro might be cheaper.
(
jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 18:48,
Reply)
I agree
One could use a pink ink pen too.
I can't work out the price difference.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 19:15, Reply)
Pink?! You might as well go all-out and uncap the gold gel pen.
Big spender.
(
jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 19:54,
Reply)
That sounds nice but with added glow in the dark high quality glitter.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 21:33, Reply)
It's artificial pricing
A shit one they don't expect anyone to buy, and an overpriced one that's also shit just to make the also overpriced one they want to sell look like a good deal in comparison.
(
My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 4 Aug 2025, 1:04,
Reply)
What a shame they don't do my size.
Also they're not shoes.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 19:23,
Reply)
Have you tried the women's section?
{;-P
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2025, 2:40,
Reply)
I actually tried to go shoe (boot) shopping on the weekend
the 1st 4 shoe shops I tried literally didn't sell shoes, just flipflops and plimsoles. Of the 2 shops I found that sell actual shoes, I saw thousands of choices for women, and about 12 choices for men. The camping shop only goes up to size13. Shoezone only go up to size 13. Nobody sells shoes my size any more. Online shoes all lie about their dimensions, they are all smaller than advertised.
Society is telling me to go barefoot.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Aug 2025, 13:44,
Reply)
Expensive as well as frustrating I imagine.
A quick search reveals a shop (Big shoe direct) selling up to size 18, bloody hell. No idea feet could be that big!
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2025, 15:55,
Reply)
I can get a size 13 steel toe capped boot that fits like a glove, except for my toes (which, like most humans, are not shoe-shaped).
Might just have to convert them to sandals.
It's weird, I used to be size 11-12 in shoes, 12-13 in boots, now nothing smaller than a 14 is worth trying on and I'm sure I don't have acromegaly.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Aug 2025, 17:46,
Reply)
Frequently find that going a half-size or even full size up is necessary.
I've also found that when helping someone else shop, the UK sizes can be unreliable and I suspect that's down to the shoes being manufactured to Euro sizes then converted to UK sizes online.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2025, 18:12, Reply)
Could be widening of feet over time, I went from 9 to 10.5.
A little like people becoming shorter with age. Clark's do wider fittings, not sure about size 13 though.
Boot based sandals is different; why not go all the way with replacement boot soles and some leather scraps, military flip-flops.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2025, 21:45,
Reply)
goarmy.co.uk/collections/trainers-sandals/products/british-army-sandals
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 5 Aug 2025, 15:37,
Reply)
Pretty close
See, I knew it was a good idea.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Aug 2025, 2:09,
Reply)
www.jollywalkers.com/category/all-products
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 4 Aug 2025, 20:10,
Reply)
Not crude enough
Needs to be magenta and 3ppb.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2025, 2:38,
Reply)
Cocks for Crocs are cheaper
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1277989522/cock-for-croc-with-many-color-selection
*Crocs not included
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Aug 2025, 5:10,
Reply)
I'm not sure.
I feel they detract from the clean lines and effortless chic of crocks.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2025, 9:09,
Reply)