Lady, your child is a div.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:51,
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He will never be free of this picture.
Surgery? No, out with the Dremel!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:22,
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Reminds me of that Simpsons where Homer has his arm trapped in the vending machine, and he's only stuck because he's still holding on to the can.
(quackpipeswings like a pendulum do, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:25,
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Watermelon Smile
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:28,
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"Riley had to be sedated during the overnight procedure and was left with a temporary speech impediment"
SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!!
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:03,
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Would have been handy at Christmas some years back when all them stamps needed licking
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:04,
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Or cast as a camel in a nativity play
A camel with a prominent dulla
I don't blame the kids in any way, and that would be upsetting
But, which of us would not have a temporary speech impediment with one of those stock on your tongue?
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:17,
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I agree that Sainsburys should recall these, that could just as easily have been my penus stuck in there.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:56,
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Even more likely with a child on the other side, I'd wager.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:12,
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He was talking about the child, not the bottle
(97800, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:09,
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It might be difficult to get it past the lid that's in the way.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:19,
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Riley Wooff
Quite possibly the stupidest name ever.
(MC Chicken SandwichMe gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:24,
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