Lady, your child is a div.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:51,
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He will never be free of this picture.
Surgery? No, out with the Dremel!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:22,
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Reminds me of that Simpsons where Homer has his arm trapped in the vending machine, and he's only stuck because he's still holding on to the can.
(quackpipehovers, menacingly, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:25,
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Watermelon Smile
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:28,
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"Riley had to be sedated during the overnight procedure and was left with a temporary speech impediment"
SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:03,
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Would have been handy at Christmas some years back when all them stamps needed licking
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:04,
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Or cast as a camel in a nativity play
A camel with a prominent dulla
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:12,
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I don't blame the kids in any way, and that would be upsetting
But, which of us would not have a temporary speech impediment with one of those stock on your tongue?
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:17,
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I agree that Sainsburys should recall these, that could just as easily have been my penus stuck in there.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:56,
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Even more likely with a child on the other side, I'd wager.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:12,
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He was talking about the child, not the bottle
(97800, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:09,
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It might be difficult to get it past the lid that's in the way.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:19,
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Riley Wooff
Quite possibly the stupidest name ever.
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:24,
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