(Covid69Boris variant., Tue 23 May 2023, 13:38,
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I reckon apart from michael jackson he was the most talented of all the nonces
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:11,
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Sounds like you're putting together a Top Trump of Nonces
Though I think Jerry Lee Lewis may just squeak in
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:32,
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Elvis?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 23 May 2023, 14:40,
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We're giving far too much airtime to musicians
Let's put Cyril Smith and Clement Freud in there too. Both big names in noncery.
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:20,
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Also Gill and Picasso. The cards will need an artistic ability score
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:37,
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Rolf would be quite close to zero on that scale
An appalling amateur splatterer. Could make some odd noises with his face though 1/10
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:51,
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The man could really paint a fence.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 May 2023, 19:38,
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Multitalentless I think is the word
A black hole of inexpert dabbling and gurning at the camera. That fucking pet show as well
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:46,
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(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 May 2023, 1:42,
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He never meant shit to me.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:03,
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yeah, me neither
just somebody who we were told was famous in the past but never watched. like neighbours, he seemed to do alright in England long after we'd forgotten about him
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 May 2023, 1:34,
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No, that was FF's response in the first take
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 10:10,
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Steeling myself for the inevitable onslaught of anti-nonce bigotry on this forum
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 14:39,
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You've just mentioned some of the names that we have to put up with every day and it's just another form of racism.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:59,
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Alright Charles, unfair that Andrew gets all the attention eh
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 16:08,
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My mum and her sister chucked stuff at him when he was hired to do the workers' kids party they were at
Not because of his noncing or owt, but because they usually got to watch cartoons at these things , and Rolf wasn't the same as cartoons.
Properly splattered him with jelly and ice cream, and see, now he's dead. Of course, I'm not saying my mum and aunt definitely killed him - but you can't argue with facts, right.
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 May 2023, 18:43,
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Gary Glitter is 79 years old.
Thank god we shut down our economy for a year to extend the lives of these coffin dodgers. I loved the one that used to walk around his garden with a Zimmer frame though, that was magical. Gawd bless him.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:33,
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You are weird Pru
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:53,
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I reckon he was actually murdered.
It was nonce on nonce noncicide. Schofield dunnit, to get his story off the front pages.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:58,
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sure he could draw a cartoon character and finger 14 year olds
but so what?
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 23 May 2023, 18:25,
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We've all done it.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 20:45,
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Fourteen of them?
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Wed 24 May 2023, 4:18,
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