Twelve gunners gunning, eleven snipers sniping
Ten bombs a bombing, nine ladies rifling
Eight maids a maiming, seven swans a strafing
Six geese a slaying, five hand grenades
Four M16s, three hollow points
Two pump actions and a high school massacre
(, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 16:08, Reply)
On the feast of Stephen,
Roasted people with a flame,
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the guests that night,
Shot up with his Uzi,
Sweet revenge by jilted man,
"Eat my lead you flooooozieeeee!!!"
(, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 9:08, Reply)
Courtesy of Paul Lee Teeks

(, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 15:17, Reply)
Always great to witness the birth of a new B3ta meme. HOORAH! fresh meat :)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 12:52, Reply)
Dumb politics FTW!
Thinking of dumb politics, anyone notice the sudden Tory desire to reduce penalties for drug possession? Coincidentally, coke found in parliamentary bathrooms...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 17:13, Reply)
Members of the house were identified but are immune to fessing up.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 20:40, Reply)
Vladimir has even more opportunity to interfere at a high level.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 20:59, Reply)
