Hypnotic but terrifying
An animated timeline showing how many nuclear detonations have been set off between 1945 and 1998. Turns out the UK have done 45, naughty us. But guess how many Uranium bangers the Yanks have lit the blue touchpaper to...
It's the only way to be sure.
(JamTallons, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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The French would have set a load more off, if it wasn't for the fact that every time they set one off, they surrendered.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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Silly Americans nuking their own country
and I don't remember us being at war with Australia
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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I'm more impressed by the number we detonated on American soil
And I've got this vision in my mind of our bombs going off with a deafening "DREADFULLY SORRY OLD BOY!"
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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keep calm
and carry on
(Littlesirjohnsprung up his head and so amazed them all., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:32,
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I'm amazed there's any of California left.
(thecrapgatsbyisn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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Hense...
The totally weird, alien cattle mutilations - which are definately NOT the result of government agencies measuring contamination through one of the most reliable methods, i.e. testing the soft tissues of grazing animals, but they don't want to admit that they've fucked their own soil and so do it "secretly".
I've run out of tin foil so I've used the up-turned base of a Tesco's value lemon meringue pie... should work shouldn't it?
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:24,
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from this objective perspective it looks absolutely insane
inhabitants of a planet would willingly contaminate it in increasing doses!
(Moob moobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:21,
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It's like the end of Close Encounters
except, instead of "hello" it's "We're all fucked"
(Canazzais mostly listening to Yes, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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that's the hardest game of Simon I've ever played
(HappyToastGroat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:35,
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