There's only one way to find out, Harvey.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Kay Burley live on air and passers-by are calling someone else a cunt
I think that gives you some idea of the scale of this crisis
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Haha - comment of the week
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:45,
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Say what you like about the guy
He's just shown you an absolute masterclass on political manoeuvring. Beneath the bumbling surface he's a really shrewd operator and even after he was London's mayor for so long I think people are only just noticing that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:24,
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I'm not sure it was a masterclass when he clearly expected the vote to go the other way
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rofl harris, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:37,
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This ^^^
He expected to lose, narrowly and then take over from Cameron in a years time. He now faces a situation were he has to deliver all the bollocks he promised during the campaign. Should be amusing when Cornwall, the North East and Wales realise that the money he guaranteed they would still get doesn't appear. Yay for democracy!
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:42,
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So if he lost, he'd have got in. If he won, he'd have got in.
You're right he's a bit rubbish at this.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:46,
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The problem he now has is thus
If he had narrowly lost he wouldn't have to deliver all the bollocks they made up in the pub. He now does and that will not go down well with voters in 4 years time when a general election comes around and they have had time to realise it was all bollocks. A masterstroke indeed.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:04,
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Boris is a cunt that's what he is
And as far as his "electorate" is concerned I'm not sure who's worse - the racists or the protest voters.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:40,
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You read it here first
The EU elite are shitting themselves as the contagion spreads.
Boris is the new PM
EU invite Boris over for a chat
"Sweeping changes" regarding immigration are put forward
Boris comes back saying this is a game changer so before implementing article 50 we will have another referendum
Everyone is happy again and the UK remains as the UK with the sweatys cursing their luck
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Hopefully it wouldn't cost us another 100 million to do so.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:01,
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Can't they be sent of in droves to die in the Sudan in their tens of thousands of illness and savages for the Khedivate of Egypt?
You know, like last time the UK was great and truly independent.
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When Boris said the result would not mean "pulling up the drawbridge"."
He assumes the hinge is on our side.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:11,
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Or that we don't have a can of fuel and a lighter handy
on the continent.
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he tossed a coin and lucked out
He hasnt got a clue what to do now - does anyone?
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A nice cup of tea would be a good start.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:57,
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Sadness in her eyes.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:52,
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