New Cooksuck post.
Yeah, I risk getting ripped a new one for posting a blog link, but I've always loved this one, and this new post is great....
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:00,
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Just officelolled at "killing it in life" in regard to the douchebag with his Nespresso machine.
EDIT: this will be joining Filmplop and Sometimes Interesting as my regular blog reads.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:19,
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Ha ha, excellent bile and spleen.
I'm starting to hate 'craft' beers almost as much as 'artisan' everything.
And I look forward to his/her post on fucking Chipotle.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:21,
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That is an impressively misanthropic blog.
Some of the older posts are brilliant.
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Indeed, so much wonderful hate.
"what did you cut your tomatoes with, your fucking elbow?"
Made me lol, as did many other choice phrases.
Also: "The way I see it, obesity is kinda like chlamydia, or pregnancy. You get it from carelessness and it’s relatively easy to get rid of. In fact, I made a little diagram."
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:47,
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"a cake is a great way to celebrate a wide variety of special occasions. this one, for example, is perfect for september 11"
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"Oh baby, when someone you hate hits that middle intersection; crystalised happiness" hahah so right
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:15,
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oh god
spent too long on that.
I'd ignore the cunts, makes life a lot easier.
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...says Tab "Findus Crispy Pancakes" Hunter
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:55,
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I *did* eat one of them, about 25 years ago:
It was fucking GRIM. And tiny. And florescent.
I honestly can't believe they're still made- who would ever choose to eat a second?
[edit] Excluding you, you grey-skinned fat mess with shit hair.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:04,
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"It was fucking GRIM. And tiny. And florescent."
Just like your knob
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:27,
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Yeah, I didn't hear you whine when it spluffed "mushroom sauce" all over your ugly face, bitch.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:30,
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*BUTTON mushroom sauce
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:45,
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Yeah, but you still fucking love pot noodles!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 2 May 2014, 13:57,
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YES!!!!
no
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:59,
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