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This is a link post Office chair racing
Japan
(Sherbs, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax
I tried to enter the German downhill office chair race quite a few years ago, but was rejected when the race organisers said they were no longer running it for foreign entries. I want to do this, but have to convince missus Fadge to take a trip to Japan...

For reference https://youtu.be/SoGLrznAvTg
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post so why not organise an event wherever you are?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did I never think of this before!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post no office chair racing association either so you could setup that as well

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why stop at racing? Why not a full office chair tournament?
I'd compete in an office chair joust with french loaves if you organised it. I'd need someone to push my chair though so I could concentrate on pin-point baguette accuracy obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY ON NOTEPAD*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post There should be an office chair + desk race
where the contestants have to do admin while racing
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *collapses on floor*
*spazzes out*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some adaptation of horseback archery as well...
Perhaps crumpled paper trashcan throwing while on the move.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and office chair curling
with office cleaners
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Henry hoovers
Shirley?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That sounds more like the shot-put event to me
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just think about the merchandising!
You could set up shops all over the country selling office furniture to fans.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post after all, what would it take to set up an Office Chair Racing Association website
Then buy the google adword for office chair racing, before spamming the search engine so it comes up as a suggested autocomplete search term?

Must be worth a few visits from those who search for such things, any distraction from looking for them online must be welcome.

Need to get some ads on the site.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as 'missus Farage'

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *crashes helicopter*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post surely there are limits...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post As 2 unlimited used to say

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post IRONY

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:33, , Reply)