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Police camera action - The liver run
In-car footage of a run to get a liver from Stansted airport to a hospital in Kensington in 35 minutes, through Friday afternoon London traffic. Pretty incredible stuff.

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:03, Share, Reply)

Wow
I mean, I like liver and onions, but not *that* much, someone must've been really hungry
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:11, Share, Reply)

kensington innit?
they've the money to pay for delivery.

Ive just seen on a map where the airport is. I thought it was the one in/nearer That London, but its fucking miles away.
Am actually a lot more impressed now, I assumed Heathrow to Kensington in 35 minutes was good going...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:41, Share, Reply)

And they got two jam sandwiches for afters!

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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:11, Share, Reply)

2:09 - I'm thinking "that's a big liver".
EDIT: Alastair Stewart is a proper bell-end though. The only person who would do this "justice" would be Sheriff John Bunnell.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, Share, Reply)

Didnt he get done for drink driving WHILE still presenting this show?
Ah yes...

'Stewart has also presented Police Camera Action!, which originally started in 1994, on ITV, showing video footage of examples of road crime from police cars. But in 2003, he had to give this up after his second conviction (being four times over the legal limit after ordering a Chinese takeaway, he drove into a telegraph pole) for drink driving.[10] Episodes that had already been recorded for broadcast in 2002 were finally shown in January 2006. However, in September 2007, a new series of Police Camera Action! had returned to screens, primarily with new presenter Adrian Simpson, but with Stewart being reinstated to introduce and conclude each episode'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:45, Share, Reply)

"four times over the legal limit after ordering a Chinese takeaway"
That's one hell of a takeaway
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:15, Share, Reply)

needs more john thaw/piles of cardboard boxes

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:27, Share, Reply)

You forgot two guys walking back and forth carrying a large pane of glass
For shame.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:31, Share, Reply)

And a vicar on a bicycle,
falling onto a table of fruit and veg.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:39, Share, Reply)

A barn full of hay and hens?

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:00, Share, Reply)

A drunk laying in the gutter will have witnessed all of this,
do a double take, discard his bottle of meths, get up and walk out of shot to presumably start a life of sobriety.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:07, Share, Reply)

And the black buddy in the passenger seat to go "SHEEEEET!"
As the burn over crossroads.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:11, Share, Reply)

A lady in a floaty pastel number walks into the road pushing a pram

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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:04, Share, Reply)

Crash, bang, wallop
What a video!
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Mr Bojangles, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:29, Share, Reply)

filthy pigs. poilce state sheeple wake up.

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JamTallons, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:33, Share, Reply)

Yeah, the police were totally out of order in this. How dare they help to save someone's life?
(ianisme, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:13, Share, Reply)

did they not have motorbikes in those days?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:40, Share, Reply)

Or an helicopter, even a private one
(redflame, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:44, Share, Reply)

or a submarine?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Share, Reply)

Private one?
(itilliterate, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:58, Share, Reply)

i got a kid with fucked up lungs from Brighton to London Bridge in under 50 minutes
including a short stop
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:16, Share, Reply)

Short stop?
Did the kid want ten Benson?
(itilliterate, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:26, Share, Reply)

SD1 V8s.
Ugly, but they could 'kin move when they had to.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:46, Share, Reply)

I dont even think they're ugly,
I think they look ace.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:52, Share, Reply)

Many years ago a guy near me had one.
Bonkers custom job with some 7ltr Mustang engine and possibly nitrous. Black, slightly lowered. Sounded as evil as it looked. I'd love one. Prefer the P5/6s though.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:54, Share, Reply)

Bloody forrins
Coming over here, taking our livers.

© Daily Heil.

Anyway, don't care what spin Alistair Bellend puts on it, that was fucking risky around London pedestrians. As it's a 22 minute edit of a 30+ minute drive, I wonder if they edited out shots of bike messengers going over the bonnet?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:32, Share, Reply)

Get out of the way...
get out of the way, get out of the way, GET OUT OF THE WAY, GET OUT OF THE WAY, GET OUT OF THE WAY, GET OUT OF THE F**ING WAY, F**ING GET OUT OF THE F**ING WAY, F**ING GET THE F**K OUT OF THE F**ING WAY!!!

I probably wouldn't make it as a police driver.

Also want an SD1 now.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:32, Share, Reply)

Kensington hospital? Surely if the patient is Kensington, they should be able to get that liver delivered by helicopter.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:29, Share, Reply)