Hoped for angry dalek in local news photo about damage to daleks caused by potholes
*dalek voice* It wasn't like this when we last invaded
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 12:29,
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It hasn't been the same since they learned to fly.
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 13:44,
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which will all be fine unless there's a tannoy announcement asking if there's a doctor onboard
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 18:08,
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BBC using the news to advertise their shows again? I'm shocked.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 13:10,
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Still nowhere as bad as ITV
(jonbobloves you, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 14:15,
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Bollocks.
ITN do ITV’s and Channel 4 news and they absolutely do not relentlessly plug ITV and Channel 4 shows on their news programmes. Not that this makes their broadcasts a whole lot better. I’ve had it with Tom Bradby’s endless Kevin the teenager impressions.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 16:01,
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Not local ITV news.
Or perhaps they simply plug I’m a Celeb because those two gobshites are from around here. Generally I stick to Look North because the local ITV weatherman gets right on my tits and the main presenter gives me the creeps.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 16:13,
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The Guardian are really knocking it out the park with their columnists these days.
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 14:57,
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Ah, go easy on him.
He appears to have spent the last two months watching nothing but Bake Off, that's bound to warp your perception of the world to the extent that a nonplussed local news presenter seems "stellar".
(The Porcupine From Purgatorykatsu revival trust, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 15:14,
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Like a reverse form of shell shock.
Where local news or finding fluff in your navel leads to manic excitement.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2023, 15:31,
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I feel I have caused terrible bullying
of Guardian journalists from what I thought was an enjoyable collection of mehs and mild irritation from around the regions. CRYING.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 15:37,
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Well, I for one had never heard of him before you posted that,
so he is now measurably more famous than he was. CONSOLATION.
(The Porcupine From Purgatorykatsu revival trust, Thu 23 Nov 2023, 15:51,
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WHITE WEE WEE!
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Nov 2023, 22:33,
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