Thanks to the wonder of a twitter link, I give you... This
don't all order at once...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:10,
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You have to click into a product to find out what it does !!
*drops monocle*
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:16,
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The reviews are a joy to read :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:18,
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o_O
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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:19,
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it's about time
how about one for bellends?
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chocolatelemming, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:20,
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Hahaha
"Are you unhappy with your boring bellend? Does the colour of your cock let you down? What you need are GlansTans™ to pep up your pecker!
Only $13.99 a Tube!"
May cause irritation, and impotence
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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:29,
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Does it come in Magenta?
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UTB, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:39,
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It comes in your hand
If you rub it on hard enough.... ;)
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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:40,
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HA!
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thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00,
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O_0
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Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:42,
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Hahaha!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46,
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one of the product reviews o_O
"It burns if you put too much on, or use it other places"... not a great endorsement
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:48,
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"This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician"
I predict a class action lawsuit and a lot of awkward doctor's appointments.
What the fuck is a Paramedical Esthetician? Is it an emergency service you call when you run out of aloe vera?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:51,
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Isn't it
some sort of level in Scientology?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:24,
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