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This is a link post This is what their army does
wankers (some of them)
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 'merkin army are the largest group of mentally retarded fuckwits
I have ever encountered.

Op Telic (Iraq 2)
us:"Why in the fuck were you shooting at us?"
Yanks:"You didn't stop before reaching our checkpoint"
us:"You're supposed to stop at the check point you stupid Fuck you could of killed us, didn't our giant fuck off union jack flags give you a clue who we were?"
Yanks:"Who is jack? Besides any iraqy could have stolen one of those flags"
us:"Yeah but would they also be able to steal an entire workshop's worth of vehicles, Brittish army kit, and also get on the secure network and radio that they are coming in YOU TRIGGER HAPPY FUCKING RETARD!"

I seriously hope they friendly fire the entire U.S. and do us all a favour.

//end rant
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 3:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seconded.
Its just beyond a joke the intelligence of some of these morons who are given guns
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm american
and I agree with you. it's just stupid, so I choose to drink. That fixes everything.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 4:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post this

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to bash *all* army types,

but aren't you starting off a few shillings short of a pound if you sign up for the army right about now anyway?

Don't hang around for the smart folks to give guns to. You'll be there for a while.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post when I was in it was all fluffy
oh 2 weeks before my passing out parade (finishing your basic training and joining the real army) a couple of planes flew in to some buildings in America. I remember thinking, not "oh crap war" as you would think but, "ah crap my mums going to call and make sure I'm all right infront of the lads".
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.

I take it by the fact that you're still around that she didn't?

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post she did
I pretended it was the bank and asked them to call me later.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. Nice.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 6:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ugh
yeah but how long is this going to stay voulentary is my question
if McCain gets in in 2008, well hes pretty much building his entire platform around needing more troops to "get the job done" in Iraq...heres the thing, we're already overextended, may just have to find my way over the the UK if 2008 goes badly...
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay
join our army instead, we drink tea and make knob jokes all day.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hear hear
As Bill Hicks said (whilst referring to the "gays in the military argument) "anyone......STUPID enough to want to be in the military, should be allowed in"
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then they wonder why Iraqis hate them

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is
Army recruitment puts the hard sell on people who are not doing so well in school, people whose other prospects look grim. They are far worse for this in the states than over here. My cousin has not long had his passing out parade, he's a uk citizen (but the army said they would sort that out for him) Hes so dyslexic he can hardly read (but the army insist he read and sign contracts without allowing his parents or any other help to be present). I just hope they train him properly before they send him off to some ill advised war.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is no excuse
If people take a job to be paid murderers, that's their fault. Doing poorly at school is not a reason to become a murderer.

Im on the dole. Do you think that makes me want to kill Arabs?
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:38, , Reply)