Surgeons remove up to 100 magnets from New Zealand teenager’s intestines

(, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 19:53, Reply)
Wonder if they need to have non-magnetic surgical instruments?
Nurse, fetch me my obsidian blade!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:02, Reply)
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(, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 15:06, Reply)
About 20 years ago the first cases of magnetic deaths were being reported in medical press. There was nothing in the law to stop it.
It coincided with the discovery that previously trusted toy suppliers were swapping out the specified paint for Hot Wheels cars with cheaper paint containing lead.
The massive changes in product legislation that werecrolled out at that time are kind of what created my career.
Keep eating the magnets, kids - the Wizard needs a new robe and staff.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 7:32, Reply)
The kids that would have previousy expired from aspirating the contents of a Kinder Egg, or drinking the contents of their chemistry set are now growing up and bolstering their cognitively challenged genetic lineage by having 6 or 7 kids of their own.
We're interfering too much with natural selection.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 9:03, Reply)
Nursery school, day one: "Here's a bag of peanuts. Let's see how many of you survive the day..."
(, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 10:55, Reply)