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This is a link post Mr Fiftycent combined with Tommy Tank
An audio and video "mash-up" what did amuse me.

*Edit - if you look closely there is a cow by the windmill at the end :-)
(Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres the cow?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post look closely!
or see edit.....
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i do belive its called
thomas inda club
and its still fantastic :D

have a thomas based post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7gU8ZflnHo
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi.
I saw what you did down there.... ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post what what what
you see nothing...
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post tee
hee!!
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :O
howard dies zomg! havnt seen new series, or much of the others, but what i have seen i enjoyed! any body see their version of the navity play?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post thats off the first series
about the 3rd episode, i would suggest watching them all especially the new ones for tony harrison

www.bbc.co.uk/mightboosh
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yesssss
this is old, but the owner had to take it down cos they were threatened with legal action.


not from 50 cent though, but from the people who own the rights to thomas the tank engine! hehe

wonder where the original author's got to... there's several copies of this vid on there now.
 (exyzed, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post cartoon based comedy!
cow and chicken of course!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post do do do do dodolo dododolo do COW
cartoon network :)
needs more courage the cowardly dog
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ning!
i always like i am weasel voiced by worf from star trek :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOh1tQ3VbkA
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post no way it was voiced by him
michael dorn :P
thats made my day

haha now i know that it is quite blatently him
"commander if i were to say mr worfs head looks like a fanny would you join me in a laugh"
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post as its cow day
it shall resemble a cow turd! any other day, indeed, it looks like a fanny, but not today!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post When I grow up I'm going to bovine university!
Hi, I'm Troy Mclure.

Before I cook roast beef and to celebrate cow sunday have one of my favourite Simpsons scenes, explaining where meat comes from.

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he would eat you and everything you care about!"

Sorry can't embed, clicky the linky
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post cant beat the simpsons
'when i grow up im going to bovine university!' ace linkage!! im lovin it! steak and peppercorn sause for dinner :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off to slave over a hot stove for a couple of hours
while mr t0ria sits on his arse in front of the TV with a hangover. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post play loud music
or the cow links from here loud, that should cure him, a mate of mine swears by chocolate milkshakes from burger king to cure a hangover.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post close but no cigar
chocolate milkshake from mc donalds

i think its the cow fat and ice cream mixture that does it
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it also contains
starch from potatos. still want one??
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ive already said theres cow fat in it
why would starch put me off
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post true!
silly me :P
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post FTW
Alan Partridge gets flattened by a dead cow
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post steve coogan: comedy legend!
recently watched 24 hour party people, such a classy film! im loving this cow day! i fancy a burger..
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I am about to cook roast beef mmmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post send some over :)
i cant afford the luxery of fresh meat

dont forget the yorkshire puds an gravy
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
we're having beef, yorkshire puds, leeks in cheese sauce, veg and horseradish gravy. Yum yum. I'll think of you while I'm eating it!

And roast potatoes
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm not so keen on the ol cheese sauce
just stick to gravy :)
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post damn you
thats sounds stunning. im thinking pub lunch, well, tea. enjoying cow sunday?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but how did cow sunday come about?
I'm a bit confused!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post see below
some one posted a vid with a guy being raped by a cow, then another one appeared and i said is it cow rape sunday, thus cow sunday is born!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Cows you want, is it? I made this!

I co-directed this a while back. Unfortunately the whole video isn't on there, just the first bit.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
My favourite combination is 'scrot sacks and eyelids'

or 'Lips and Arseholes'
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Me so horny
Another cow related post. (on a bit of a roll here).

Cow(/ox/buffalo?) with farking enormous horns.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crap
It's hellboy
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Lest we forget this one
Still raises a hearty chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post needs
sound effects! ace:d
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post 900lb Cow Falls Onto Minivan
Not quite cow rape, but it certainly fucked their car.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Jazz cows, moosic in action.
I'm off for a few hours. bye all
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ?_?
How very strange
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Moo

(Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post more ninja cowness

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post milky milky
Well seeing as we had the mary whitehouse project lower on the board, i thought i would dig out this little classic!
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post And you've even almost stayed on topic...
milk/cows, cows/milk etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post well
all the decent cowish things were added! Cow/milky milky was still just about relivent!
 (Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Aliens abducting Cows
Only in America....WTF????
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post bah
try again
youtube.com/watch?v=SluCSZzR6Pk
emo cow ronsol
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cattle terrorism?
binladen running out of ideas is he
 (Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post cows with guns
and yes it is gc, but still ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha we have started a band wagon
wooyay
 (I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who let them cows out???
youtube.com/watch?v=SMoXhepcU18&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post is it being led by
buffalos? look out for dem indians on our cattle ranch!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Have some GC Matrix Cow!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?
That is the most hatstand thing I have ever seen! I don't know whether to laugh or just be confused by it. So I did both. I love it :D

Is it from some sort of film? If it is then I have to see the whole thing.
 (Mr._Pickles, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post it's from Kung Pow : Enter the fist
not a bad film to watch after a few beers/schmokes

very silly indeed

it also does some clever editing with old 70s kung-fu films

here:
imdb.com/title/tt0240468/
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to watch that nearly every day for about 2 months
Because of the smokes... highly amusing. My name is Betty
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I very nearly watched that at a friend's house one time.
But we watched Kill Bill instead. Thanks, I shall have to find it again.

*searches*
 (Mr._Pickles, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post The Goodies - Funky Gibbon

(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a song about me
sort of
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Australian politicians have more fun

(drben, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post metal cow solid 2!
am it cow tirm yet?

yus it be cow tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post mootiful!
move over horses, its now I LOVE COWS, BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS!!'
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post No animal rape here
Don't fancy jumping out of your busted plane with a parachute?

Pull the plane's parachute instead!

Probably quite useful for anyone who might be doing their PPL.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That is brilliant.
*Orders one*

*Remembers doesn't have plane*

*Tries to cancel order*

*Lives life of regret*
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post Does it have to be Cow rape sunday?
What about inverse bestiality sunday?

Here's the old classic donkey one.
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :s
im worried about you..
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
I didn't start it
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post theres
animals trying with humans, but the other way round?? thats just sick! ah well, least they cant accuse you rape!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I said
Inverse bestiality...

As in animals raping humans.

I know this is B3ta, but please...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:49, Reply)

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