Johnny Depp's Bed NSFW
This time with blurred hoodie.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 0:58, More)

River Games
Looks like a good day out.

( ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 0:23, More)

Headline: Don't Knock the Bald Head
I was watching them perform this live on an episode of Runaround earlier and thought it sounded very much like somethimg from a Mario game.

( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 21:17, More)

Some New Statesman bits
My elderly comedy writing and producing cousin died recently, funeral yesterday - and this is one of the many many things he had a hand in.

It's much happier to remember the funny stuff.

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 8:54, More)

Frustrating little captcha game
Also: OMG I’M ON FIRE
( LP, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 0:49, More)

Dear Father I made this!
Greetings!

Many, many years ago I used to be a regular on the main board where I would contribute mostly shit jokes and bad photoshops.

Since then I've gone off to make films and things, and recently made this zero-budget, shot-on-my-phone short comedy film, and I thought it could be the sort of thing that B3tans might enjoy, so here it is.

Woo, and indeed, yay!

(Skept1c, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:06, More)

Martha Reeves & Friends 'sing' the Star Spangled Banner accapella NSFW
Perfect for your next torture victim.

Clicking NSFW as this will genuinely distract the office.

(beanolabub, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 11:48, More)

It's Merch Jim...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:02, More)

Mr C has remixed and re-released Ebeneezer Good
.. track released in full on Saturday.

t.co/jYOvQUSGkO
(beanolabub, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:19, More)

It's my special day so please enjoy a picture of my leg

( TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:14, More)

Shiny Disco Balls
By video and music masher Trampsta.

Pleasing.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 20:12, More)

The UK's Shed of the Year 2026 Is Every Tabletop Gamer's Dream I made this!
From epic Warhammer battles to WWII Bolt Action campaigns, this incredible Lancashire hobby shed has been crowned the UK's Shed of the Year 2026. Built for friendship, gaming and remembering a much-missed friend, it's a space every tabletop gamer would love to call home.





















( unclewilco, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 9:26, More)

An interesting house for sale
Only 3 bedrooms but lots of space for entertaining.
(carcrash, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:07, More)

Get orf my island!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:52, More)

Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win.
Count Binface releases Clacton Manifesto
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 1:41, More)

The Open University ident music played on 7 Stylophones I made this!
aka: The Open University ident music played on 1 Stylophone, 7 times
(drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:59, More)

Slutty AI centres in MY neighbourhood?
Awesome

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 17:15, More)

Hypothetically Speaking...sort of country music vid cabout best way to get rid of a body.
Continuing an occasional series where I share from bluesky wot that Paul Hetaon thinks might be worth listening to.
Catchy, I like...bit funny too.

( unclepills, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 14:16, More)

Denny Willis - The Fox
Tally-ho tally-ho tally-HO,
Tally-ho tally-ho tally-ho.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 23:49, More)

Sky Taxis NSFW I made this!
A dystopian sci fi short film hip hop music video type thing I made. Took ages but I'm chuffed with it. I'm not on the internet any more so apologies for not posting on b3ta for years. I don't have anywhere else to post it. NSFW for a cunt and some fucks. Cheers

( tickle I was away, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 16:15, More)