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I'm glistening

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 2:45, More)

stoned lab gets down in highlands
as a wee anecdote, in my early 20s I used to grow pot in the backyard. one year I had 6 big christmas trees ready to harvest. But somebody, I suspect this 16 year old shit who lived on the corner, jumped the back fence and cut off all the big buds. depressed, I put everything left in the food processor, and baked a bunch of green muffins with about a 50/50 ratio with flour. I left them cooling on the bench and went to the pub with a mate. My springer spaniel reached them and had eaten every singe one by the time we returned. probably about half a bucket full of chopped grass.
The moral? This labrador is a soft cock
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:16, More)

Rockets! Nukes! Splosions!
Candles!
(Charcoal content unverified.)

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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:39, More)

Weeeeeeeeee
War lols, Russian silliness.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:17, More)

This became topical again

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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:36, More)

B3ta birthday indulgence - proud dad moment
Not only is today my B3ta birthday, but also today my son completes the Peru Great Divide; a 1,000 mile cycle ride through the Andes, having set off on 26th May. He believes that at 20, he will be the youngest person so far to complete the trip solo.

The highest point reached was 16,372 ft where oxygen is 53% of that at sea level. For context, the summit of Mont Blanc is 15,774 ft. With a total ascent of 125,000 ft he will have climbed over 4 times the height of Everest.

The rear hub on his bike is close to failure and he has 10 km to do today to reach the official finish point. He then has a further 90 km to reach the town where he can plan his return to the UK. I'm immensely proud of what he's achieved.

Edit: He's officially completed the trail; everything now is all about getting home.

Typical scenery:

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Varmint, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 8:28, More)

I made these photographs move : I made this!
Baseball men

(drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 20:56, More)

Let's lighten the mood a bit.
Yes brb, it's a short, but it's long enough.

They've also been seen chanting "we're getting deported*" en masse in a branch of Walmart.

* To the tune of the chorus from Seven Nation Army.

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jonbob loves you, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 6:18, More)

Murder She Wrote baseball promo
If you've recently lost a loved one to death by unnatural causes then maybe give this one a miss

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 8:18, More)

Binface game
Credit @Christhebarker
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 1:27, More)

VW Advert with truthful history added in I made this!
That cosy VW advert celebrating their long, happy history on the telly was annoying me. I added in the conveniently forgotten truth.