Is this question going to be open forever?

( Zuowan, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:52, 1 reply)

What drugs are you on these days?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Dear David
Do you think that measuring a penis in inches is out dated and too imperial and should we move over to metric? If so how big is your dong in millimetres from base to tip excluding any saggy helmet covering? Thanks
(CallmeKenneth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)

What is your wierdest ritual David?
My wierdest ritual is sitting down in front of the computer on Thursday afternoons waiting for the Question of the Week to complete so I can get the first post in. It's as if the affirmation from of a dozen or so anonymous lardarse deadbeats is all I need to make it through the day sober and somehow makes up for the fact that I have literally pissed half my life away making my kids lives an absolute misery through my own selfish self centred thoughts and actions.

Probably a bit like when you raise your hand in those AA meetings and bleet on about how good your day's been playing panto in Bristol to an audience of 12 old age pensioners who thought they were going to see Micky Rooney.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Do you ever wish you were famous for being in good things instead?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Squawk?

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:22, 4 replies)

Have you ever been sooooooo sober on a night out that you've driven people home?
MENTAL!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Why is Lauren Laverne off so much?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I've just murdered a prostitute and I've got her in the boot of my car...
do you have any advice?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

have these questions been asked yet?
or was the hoff too drunk to attend?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

If you could be any kind of animal for a day...
which member of Girls Aloud would you have sex with?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:43, 2 replies)

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are you?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

SEX!
Now I've got your attention...

SEX!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

David, if you could travel through time, would you answer this question?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:51, Reply)

David,
how many bees is too many bees?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

David
SHOULD I get in your car?
(Kid Presentable, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)

David,
Would you like two bees?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

David,
Would you like to be?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

David,
Are you circumcised?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

See that Frankie Boyle sketch of Knight Rider on Tramadol Nights?
Did you ever get like that when you were drunk?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 14 Dec 2011, 3:43, Reply)

When was the nickname 'The Hoff' best?
Was it when you first used it to hide your identity back in 1974 whilst getting a blow job off a 19yr old Vietnamese prostitute known as Yan Yan?
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Dear Mr Hasslhoff
As everyone is aware, you are very popular in Germany. Also popular in German are videos where people shit on one another. Have you ever considered starring in one of these "scheißefilmes, or do you fear becoming too famous with your German fans?
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:12, 1 reply)

David.
Why?

Why, David - WHY?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:03, 3 replies)

David
what part did you play in the discovery of the Higgs Boson?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Dear David
Who would win out of you and Tom Selleck?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:41, 2 replies)

David,
If Rob actually asks you this question, then chances are he's invented time travel. So, how does it feel to be talking to the man who invented time travel?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

David...
How do you feel being responsible for the worst QOTW ever?
(Crompton, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:47, 7 replies)

why is this question still open if the interview was yesterday?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:35, 3 replies)

what is the best part about living in the united states??? why is it so great???

( d d, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:42, 6 replies)

Dave, You remember when you were all pissed up on the kitchen floor and your daughter filmed you.
Where did you get that burger from? it looked tasty.
( BindiBaji, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:34, 2 replies)