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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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David,
Is the Eastenders role just a pension scheme or do you genuinely think there's some artistic merit in grinding out the same piss-awful cockney barrow boy clichés they've been dining off for the last twenty five years?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)
David,
Do you think the runaway success of Hold me close overshadowed your arguably better later single Silver Dream Machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:54, Reply)
David...
...why do you think this QOTW has become totally unreadable?
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Why do you hate Jews so much?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:27, 1 reply)
If I turn around...
...will I find that it is YOUR finger up my arse, or just a pen?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Dear David,
I've always wondered: what's Spongebob like in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)
My real name is Michael Knight
This has led to many a time in my life where I have been compared with your mid 80's self. What do you think is the best attribute I can claim to have stolen from this era of Hoff?
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)
WHY DAMMIT? WHY!?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Back in the mist of time, my mates and I were very fond of the classic game Worms World Party.
One of mates worms was called Hasselhoff. Was that worm you, and if not,have you ever been a character in a video game?
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:41, Reply)
What's the Hoff's standpoint on the rebellion in Libya?
Should Gadaffi have been killed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Do you think Humanity is alone in the universe?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Sweet or savoury?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Assuming you have a web capable mobile device, what message is at the top of your social media site of choice RIGHT NOW?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)
What was the last thing you watched on Youtube?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Presumably, by now, the little ginger bloke will have asked you quite a lot of wierd questions.
What would you like to ask him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Read much Mr Hoff? What's your favourite book, and can you review it in under 15 words?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:29, Reply)
When was the last time you killed a man with your bare hands?
How did you get the blood stains out of the rug?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)
why is it,
that fake-ass hollywood cunts like yourself insist on bringing out albums full of the most putrid soppy love songs; but your own lives are a miserable mess, and you can never stay married, or look after your own kids properly?
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)
As a strict Lutheran, do you have a lot of animosity towards Kal-El?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)
What did you used to watch on TV when you were Littlehoff?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)
What does the Hoff want for Christmas?
And no cheating by being wet and saying World Peace or any of that bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Your house is on fire.
Assuming everyone is safe, what do you save?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Celebrity Deathmatch, Hasslehoff vs Mr T.
Hoff's choice of weapons. What do you choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Daddy or chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Where the fuck IS dark matter and why can't we find it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)
A tragic traffic accident after a questionable night with a cabal of voodoo priestesses leads to Zombasslehoff rising from the grave.
Whose brain do you eat first?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Do YOU think those neutrinos at CERN broke the light barrier, or did they pass through folds in extra dimensional space so they really traveled a shorter distance?
Or was the machine just playing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)
You're trapped on a desert island
with only a flip flop, a half empty 1l carton of ribena and 27 playing cards out of a standard deck. What the fuck happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)
How much of Knight Rider was autobiographical?

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:03, 1 reply)
Have you ever thumbed in a bollock?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

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