Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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IKEA Criminal MastermindForced by your significant other to go on a family trip to IKEA?
Liven up an otherwise dull and boring experience by offering a prize to your offspring for the child who can steal the most pencils.
The boy Scaryduck Jr - who rattled as he walked past the tills - won with 186, pipping his sister who racked up a mere 152.
Subsequent shopping trips can be enlivened by stealing all the pens from Argos and confusing the staff by replacing them all with IKEA pencils.
And there's literally pence to be made from your swag at car boot sales.
I realise, as the evil Fagin figure behind this sorry affair, that I should be doing hard time in a Scandinavian prison, forced to knit lingerie for the female inmates. Where do I hand myself in?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 19:24,
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amatuers...on my last trip to IKEA, I stole me just over 200.
Though that was with the assistance of a friend with a large handbag hahah.
Kudos to the kids!
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stealing all the pens from Argos and confusing the staff by replacing them all with IKEA pencils.Now that *is* funny...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:03, closed)
Replacing pens between storesNow why have I never thought about that?
And Argos and Barclays are so close together too...
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snee held his breath since, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:26,
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