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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free trip to Monaco Sir?
I managed to blag a five-day all expenses paid trip to Monaco - flights to Nice then helicopter transfers across the bay into Monaco.

I was staying at the Marriot overlooking the harbour with free porn on the TV all paid for by the company!

Best bit was it only took me half a day to do the actual work the rest I spent lazing around the cote d'azure..

happy days!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:22, 3 replies)
I had a week in Boston for free
I was meant to be working, but the materials I had sent over got impounded by US customs, and then by the Dept of Agriculture (fuck knows why), so I had most of the time to myself.

I had a car so I took myself off round Massachusetts and did a bit of sightseeing, including a rather nice day at Cape Cod (where unfortunately I dropped my camera in the Atlantic Ocean, but I got a nice new one off the insurance, so that was fine).

I was also taken out for meals quite a lot, stayed in a decent hotel and ended up only working a day and a half out of the whole week.

And I bought my iPod when I was there, as it was £50 cheaper at the time.

Very pleasant.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:54, closed)
you have the best username evar sir :D

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, closed)
Free porn
Is fantastic. Had to do some work in Marbella. Got put in a very nice hotel. Going through the channels on the TV I discovered that they had Canal+, a french channel that has proper hardcore porn* FOR FREE!

I was very, very happy.

(*Not the watered down "hardcore" porn that you get in this country, with ridiculous simulated sex. I mean everything you could possibly want - DP, anal, 69s you name it! C'est fantastique!)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:04, closed)

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