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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(I helped save b3ta! lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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PLEASE, stop posting 'bee' puns.
It wasn't remotely fucking funny the first time.

Mods, please start deleting them. The last time I posted an oh-so-hilarious ice cream van/cocoa, headphones and wanking story for qotw it got mod-baleeted, and quite right too. Though the previous such story made it to the best page of the preceding qotw. Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:40, 12 replies)
Face it
QOTW is shit now, it's like myspace for retards
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:46, closed)
I thought
myspace was myspace for retards?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:52, closed)
!
Please bee calm, its most unbeecoming.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:11, closed)
Calm down, honey
Do you get a buzz out of complaining?

I SAID....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:13, closed)
Yes... Please bee quiet
and as Apeloverage is the only cunt allowed puns instead of stories it would bee polite for everyone to stop posting shit jokes.

You people have to appreciate people are only buzzing in and out of the site while they bee at work and only want quality stories, and they bee heartily sick of puns.

HI've noticed, however, very few of the whingers ever have good/funny stories...

I think we should let punners who also post stories bee, really.

Also, my fave song is Honey to the Bee, and fave sandwich spread is honey.

(Yes, I know this is shit. I'm tired, pissed and bored, with a need for action).
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:13, closed)
We have Mods now?
When did that happen?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:25, closed)
Oh buzz off
; )
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:27, closed)
I did a bee pun...

and it was shit.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry from my antennae through my thorax to the tip of my sting.

Can't all of us on Bee3ta just bee friends? That would be the bee's knees!

What the fucking hell is wrong with me?

I'll get me wings.

*buzzes off to get life before DP Kicks the living pollen out of him*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:26, closed)
oooops!
it sounds like someone is stroppy because of a little sand in their vagina!
(I helped save b3ta! the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:27, closed)
the reason
it probably got deleted would have been its inclusion in the previous qotw. If you're going to moan about people repeating puns/jokes at least recognise when you yourself are doing it.
(Lannes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:49, closed)
CAN YOU BEES?
www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=4207
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:33, closed)
P155 poor replies
Its still a lot better than Youtube comments, and I presume the chain-letter comments are modded out so - hooray!
(Benzyl, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, closed)

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