See, Porkylips
that wasn't hard, now was it?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:21, Reply)

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(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Ahhh!
Now I understand.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Enzyme
would never last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
st
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

I've had an idea
Wouldn't it be great if there was some sort of forum where people could post amusing stories linked by a common theme? The theme could be updated every week. On a Thursday morning, perhaps.


Do you think it'd catch on?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, 2 replies)

YES!
First post!

Shit.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
_last
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:19, Reply)

OH FFS
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( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:17, Reply)

A dog bit me on the head once
Thats why I should be last........
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:17, Reply)

I
Have a whole 45 minutes more to ignore my lecturer in my attempts to be...





FINAL
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:17, 1 reply)

but it is better to be employed
than last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:16, Reply)

right i now have to work
so sadly i wont be last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

hmm
I'm bored of this I'm going to look for another job instead...so I don't have to sit next to her anymore.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Old Austrian Proverb
Women are like a fine wine


best left to mature in the cellar!!
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

organised crime?
enjoy your time at the top coz it wont last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

So.......
What IS it all about then?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:14, 1 reply)

defendants!!!
tell us the crimes of the first, 3rd and last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:14, Reply)

last
of the posters
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:14, Reply)

If anyone knows anything about organised crime
please gaz me. Better still if you're good at writing essays.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, 7 replies)

we could....
all make an amazing story about a group of people wasting time on a certain website. We could include backstories and alsorts of twists, perhaps even include a mystery monster.

We could call it LAST :)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Quick and
Last?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

well when you have the toast , first butter then jam
last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

I'm going to be last again
I can feel it in my bones
( TY&GN, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

and now defendants have started coming in the office...
have to go back to work.


such disappointment at no longer playing the game to be



last
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

badger botherers always come last

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Actually
this last business is a bit dull. I think I will go for a slice of toast.
(lympicita_ie, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)

Who? Me?
Last?
(superfly78, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, Reply)

I'm just going to nip in
and get the last post.
Hope no-one minds
( TY&GN, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, Reply)

and i'm supposed to be coming up with a prize
for the bowling staff bowling team that comes last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, 1 reply)