Right, life's too short for this
who's for coffee and a slice of delicious home-made chocolate cake (no jam or marzipan 'cos that'd be yucky)?

I can do tea so long as you don't mind Tetley ..
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 14:30, 17 replies)

Yes
please!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:30, closed)

Milk, sugar?
or "as it comes"

ooo-er
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)

err
but I likes marzipan
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)

No milk or sugar in mine
I'm weird like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)

CAKE!!!!
In teh voice of Father Jack.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

Just milk please
thanks.

Marzipan is the ear wax of doom!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cakey!

I've got a day of baking and cooking ahead of me tomorrow once I've done some more marking.

I'm going to bake biscuits (like hobnobs), millionaire shortbread, a cake (not sure what type yet) and then do chicken breasts wrapped in puff pastry (Jamie Oliver recipe) which I suppose could be called Chicken in Wellies.

/Nigella blog
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

@smegski
sorry, that stuff is an abomination and I refuse to have it in the house.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

oooOOO Tetley!
I haven't had a Tetley in YEARS!!! Can't buy it over here... cunts
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:33, closed)

Hur Hur
chickenlady said breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:33, closed)

@chickenlady
has to be - just has to be - chocolate cake. If you grate in some dark chocolate before baking, not a lot, it really adds a certain something ...

Hah - Delia eat your heart out
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 14:34, closed)

Can I come for tea.....
Do you do scones? I lurrrvvvvve scones.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:36, closed)

Mmmmm
scoooooooooooones.

I'm craving baked goods. If claudia schiffer came in right now naked except for scones, i'd eat the scones.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:38, closed)

BGB
course you can, lovey. I'll nip to the baker's for scones (Greggs round the corner) 'cos mine tend to be heavier than a very very heavy thing.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 14:39, closed)

TWW
Nigella's Malteser cake - made as a tray bake with lots and lots of maltesery chocolaty butter cream.

*Drools*

I froze it so the kids could have it in their packed lunches.

Erm....

I ate it all during the holidays before it could get into their packed lunches.

I ate it frozen. It was bloody delicious!

But only a little at a time. Otherwise that would be sheer piggery.

Ahem.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:41, closed)

@chickenlady
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I've tried that bake thing. Lasted about two hours between me and my girls. Piggery, not at all.

*goes off to check cupboards for maltesers*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 14:43, closed)

ahhh
okies, I'll do without marzipan. black with sugar for my tea. ta
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:52, closed)