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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Right, life's too short for this
who's for coffee and a slice of delicious home-made chocolate cake (no jam or marzipan 'cos that'd be yucky)?

I can do tea so long as you don't mind Tetley ..
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:30, 17 replies)
Yes
please!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:30, closed)
Milk, sugar?
or "as it comes"

ooo-er
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)
err
but I likes marzipan
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)
No milk or sugar in mine
I'm weird like that.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)
CAKE!!!!
In teh voice of Father Jack.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
Just milk please
thanks.

Marzipan is the ear wax of doom!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cakey!

I've got a day of baking and cooking ahead of me tomorrow once I've done some more marking.

I'm going to bake biscuits (like hobnobs), millionaire shortbread, a cake (not sure what type yet) and then do chicken breasts wrapped in puff pastry (Jamie Oliver recipe) which I suppose could be called Chicken in Wellies.

/Nigella blog
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
@smegski
sorry, that stuff is an abomination and I refuse to have it in the house.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
oooOOO Tetley!
I haven't had a Tetley in YEARS!!! Can't buy it over here... cunts
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:33, closed)
Hur Hur
chickenlady said breasts.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:33, closed)
@chickenlady
has to be - just has to be - chocolate cake. If you grate in some dark chocolate before baking, not a lot, it really adds a certain something ...

Hah - Delia eat your heart out
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:34, closed)
Can I come for tea.....
Do you do scones? I lurrrvvvvve scones.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:36, closed)
Mmmmm
scoooooooooooones.

I'm craving baked goods. If claudia schiffer came in right now naked except for scones, i'd eat the scones.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:38, closed)
BGB
course you can, lovey. I'll nip to the baker's for scones (Greggs round the corner) 'cos mine tend to be heavier than a very very heavy thing.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:39, closed)
TWW
Nigella's Malteser cake - made as a tray bake with lots and lots of maltesery chocolaty butter cream.

*Drools*

I froze it so the kids could have it in their packed lunches.

Erm....

I ate it all during the holidays before it could get into their packed lunches.

I ate it frozen. It was bloody delicious!

But only a little at a time. Otherwise that would be sheer piggery.

Ahem.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:41, closed)
@chickenlady
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I've tried that bake thing. Lasted about two hours between me and my girls. Piggery, not at all.

*goes off to check cupboards for maltesers*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:43, closed)
ahhh
okies, I'll do without marzipan. black with sugar for my tea. ta
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:52, closed)

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