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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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I was having a stupid row with my wife last night
She resolved this by punching me in the face as hard as she could and walking away. We were stood by the entrance to Tesco at the time, so loads of people saw.

I wish I was joking.
(ScousersPet, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:01, 11 replies)
did she catch you nicking the wheels of the trollys again?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:05, closed)
leave her....
now!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:12, closed)
I concur
Get out of that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:49, closed)
Domesticabuselols

(TheColonel, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:10, closed)
Then you need to leave her.
Someone I know made the succinct comment, "Someone would only do that to me once."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:17, closed)
yeah, all joking aside
It's time to pack her bags.

Alternatively, find out what her justification then punch her square in the labia before repeating her justification verbatim.
(OTT, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:17, closed)
Time for
FALCON PUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:43, closed)
Jack Black sung it best
"Kick her in the cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:01, closed)
You insensitive bastard
My brother is a cunt.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:33, closed)
Seems the verdict is in
Get out now.

What would you say to a sister/daughter/fermale friend whose mate did that?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:01, closed)
Bail out while you still can.

(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:05, closed)

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