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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.

(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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It's Just Not Tennis.........
College being somewhat rural, and the last bus back from town being 9:30, we were often at a loss of something to do on those long balmy summer evenings.

Staggering back from the bar a little the worse for wear, we saw the entire contents of someone's room neatly arranged on the cricket square. What a laff! What a wheeze! what a jape!

Except that upon further inspection it turned out to be my room! Bastards!

*wavy lines*

Two weeks later, walking back from the bar, the culprit (we'll call him "Geoff" for convenience sake) noticed a space where his car was usually parked. Upon closer inspection he found his car to have been "parked" in the centre of the tennis courts. Through a gate half the width of his car. And there it sat!

It took the college gardners a week to work out how I'd managed to get it there through 10 foot high chain link fencing!

Still makes me chuckle.
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:25, 9 replies)
how did you get it there?
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 1:55, closed)
What he said

(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:08, closed)
No click till you tell is how you did it................
"CLICK" pending
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 5:48, closed)
I'm in suspenders...waiting...
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:25, closed)
as above
are you a magician?
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:40, closed)
The easy way
would be to get a pair of pliers and untwist the wires that I've seen normally being used to keep chain link fencing in place. Not many are needed to do the job I've found, they can be spaced a couple of feet apart going up the poles used for support.

Or it's magic of David Copperfield magnitude.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:10, closed)
Did you
put it on its side and get it in on 2 wheels?
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:14, closed)
Chaka Demus and.....
Pliers, I'm afraid. We carefully unthreaded a strand of the wire, peeled back the fencing, put planks over the horizontal wires, rolled the car (a Vauxhall Viva) into the court, and then carefully re threaded the wire again with the pliers.

Took three of us an hour.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 9:28, closed)
small click - but only because I promised
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 5:41, closed)

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