Got him right in the nose
I once got fired from my dream job as an architect because "my performance wasn't very good."

so I got drunk and came up with a fool proof plan to exact revenge on my ex-boss. It was about 8:00, i got home a crafted a costume that would definitely protect my identity,it looked like this
so the plan was to go into my ex-boss's office (there aint much security) and then punch him, trouble is, my underwear had my name printed on it (oops) got into a LOT of trouble but at least my ex-boss now fears me :D

(soz for crappy pic :D
(l.verity [Insert witty signature], Fri 15 Jan 2010, 2:31, 4 replies)

Your underwear had your name printed on it?
I'd like to ask why, but as a b3tan I know that is should be for other nefarious reasons that you haven't (yet) admitted to.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 6:15, closed)

Indeed - your underwear + your name?
Gosh I hope your name is Calvin Klein or Boris Becker - that would be the most rational explanation for this
(willydoc, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 6:45, closed)

...
Made in Sri Lanka? Is that you?
(mersault, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:27, closed)

Sorry, am I missing a gag?
I don't get it. Are you "special"? Is your "boss" one of your 3 year old friends?
If I'm missing an in joke then color me embarrased.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 18:21, closed)