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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.

(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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When I'm in the khazi at work, I unravel the loo roll and write:

"Help, I'm trapped in a toilet roll factory"

Before rolling it back up for the next chap to find.

I then have to utilise a second roll for wipeage, so as to not spoil my cunning plan or get ink up my brown eye.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:47, 13 replies)
I do the same
but with Post-Its.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:58, closed)
Obviously not with the arse-wiping bit, though

(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:59, closed)
Peeling them off your bum hair
Would probably not be a nice experience.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:36, closed)
You could always wipe your arse THEN write the message
would save faffage with another roll
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:08, closed)
Some men start questioning their sexuality if they don't immediately leave the toilet after defacating

(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:36, closed)
They do?
I tend to wank after.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 17:29, closed)
Is that because
The turd exiting turns you on?
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:15, closed)
Wanky shit demon

its on rathergood.com but I cant be bothered to look it up properly

Seems I can:
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:21, closed)
But the writing on the first roll is what keeps me entertained during the act of pooping. Especially if I've had curry the night before and need something to distract me from the fiery polo that my bottom has become.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:33, closed)
A B3tan done this...
Trapped in Sticker Factory - Send Help
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:51, closed)
I like that site
The bit where he breaks the news is a fun idea.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:34, closed)
You can also do this with walnuts
If you are careful you can split them at the join, scoop out the tasty contents, insert a note about being kidnapped by squirrels or similar, glue the two halves back together and then smuggle it back into your local supermarket.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 6:12, closed)
Challenge accepted

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:35, closed)

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