Anything For Money
How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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Went to a brothel in Barnsley for a male escort 'job interview'
I was going strong until the hagged Mademoiselle told me to get my wang out. Totally wimped out. Didn't get any money, but the woman gave me a menthol fag. I was 18.
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:45,
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Small penis ^^^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:47,
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^micro penis
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/disappointment/post184275
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Sorry, I'm struggling with this one. What is 'sympathy'?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:55,
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It's how DBT spells Beethoven's 5th
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:25,
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It's a song originally written and performed by Rare Bird and then Marillion, but that's not important right now.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:38,
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Legless' opening paragraph made me laugh.
There's some top cock gloating scattered about there too. "Of course, I don't have that problem myself BUT"
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:36,
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My favourite bit is where people suggest he puts it on an internet dating profile...
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:39,
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pahahahahahahaha.....
Welcome To B3ta..
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On most other forums, you'd be torn to shreds for your confession. For something that isn't your fault.But not here.
Me trying to give advice would be presumptuous. Everything I could say you've probably already been through, a thousand times. So instead you have my sympathy and my hope that you eventually find someone.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 3:50, Ignore, closed)
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:58,
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Everything was all fluffy and nice round these parts once upon a time.
I had forgotten that's how it used to be. Hey ho, at least it's funnier now, sort of.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 4:25,
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TBH anything he's got woud be like throwing a cigarette into the channel tunnel
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:04,
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Shy as fuck 18 year old
(with a micropeen)
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:25,
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How old are you now?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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35
Yeah!
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 15:24,
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Dude looks like a lady ^^^
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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Do male escorts do much word processing?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Jul 2014, 16:02,
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Help me understand the question
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 16:07,
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going strong until the hagged Mademoiselle told me to get my wang out. Totally wimped out. Didn't get any money, but the woman gave me menthol
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:54,
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When you say she 'gave you a menthol fag',
Was that your tryout on the job? Wasn't anyone we know, was it?
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 21:50,
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It's spelled "mental"
and anyway "gay person with learning impairments" is the preferred term now.
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ubergeekian, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 21:19,
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