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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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Yoghurty goodness.
A few years back when I was about 25 and as skint as they come, I found myself in the position of doing things to amuse my older brother ( then 27, and a doctor no less ) All for the wonderful price of £2. Things that included chugging some 'Daves insanity sauce', eating some menthol crystals etc.

this all stopped after the yoghurt incident.

After cleaning out the fridge, a lob that was LONG overdue, we discovered a strawberry ski yoghurt that's was about 2 years out of date. My darling brother looks at me and utters the words " two quid ".

Well the challenge was on and I opened the grisly pot. To my astonishment it actually looked okay, not as pink as it should of been maybe, but generally okay. It didn't smell like rot or anything, so I tucked in.

It didn't taste like strawberry, more kinda.....tangy.....fizzy almost, like the taste of licking a nine volt battery.

My brother grinned and laughed as I was forced to slurp down the whole thing, and slurp I did and won the prize!

For the next few days my toilet visits were unpleasant. It honestly felt like I was firing a hot brown laser from my poor poor annus. Was it worth the two quid?......you betcha.

noose peg.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 18:26, 11 replies)
I think I speak for the class when I say 'you great big dobber'.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 18:48, closed)
you poor retarded fuck

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:06, closed)
My lob is long overdue, too,
if you know what I mean!
(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:08, closed)
You signed your post 'noose peg'
But your username is 'noosepeg' without a space. That's a weird thing to do, are you weird?

Also, I'm sorry about your annus.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:58, closed)
It made you incapable of the telling the difference between a verb and a preposition
and turned your arse into a Roman year. Was that really worth two pounds?
(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 4:10, closed)

Don't be so mean. I know fine well how to spell anus, I just find it more enjoyable to pronounce it annus, although how you lovely peoples were supposed to know that is beyond me.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 14:22, closed)
must have been a terrible year.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 1:26, closed)
outdoor shitting did appall
made the neighbours hold their noses
your squatting by the garden wall
it's meant a good year for the roses
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 21:14, closed)
Lies! I believe the yoghourt bit, but it is impossible to chug Dave's insanity sauce.
Admittedly it gets a bit less fiery with time, so we get a fresh bottle (Dave's Ultimate Insanity reserve) every year, but half a teaspoon will have anyone passing out in a sweaty haze and unable to speak. Love the stuff, but it hates me!
(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)

AAAAH you got me, I didn't chug it, merely ate a Doritos that was 100% covered in it. I honestly couldn't feel my mouth or teeth, just a burning sensation that no amount of beer would rid me of.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 23:23, closed)
should of have been
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:38, closed)

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