Since it last came up in a question of the week
I imagine that we've all been trying to raise the bar, both on a personal level and in the interests of healthy competition with other people on B3ta.

So, since this was last discussed, what is the biggest thing you've stuck up your arse?
( Muns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:53, 17 replies)

A Hoberman Sphere.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:10, closed)

The first line
made me think 'Hmm'. The second line made me officelol
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:40, closed)

a Millennium Falcon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:50, closed)

I had a bottom abscess last year.
The GP got an initial finger all the way up just to 'palpate', which felt bad enough.

However, when I came round from the surgery, I had a glistening new haemorrhoid hanging out of my arse, which hurt to shit past almost as much as the original abscess. I also had a general feeling of 'wideness' about me.

So to answer your question: I'm not sure, but if it dragged that hideous pink vein out with it, it must have been the best part of a fist.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:54, closed)

He probably just snagged it on his wedding ring.

( Muns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:57, closed)

Fucking hell!
*Puckers*
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:59, closed)

n h it on his wedding your
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:08, closed)

wat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:27, closed)

Argh

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:14, closed)

Ooh that's a good point, I must ask for one with some big sharp diamonds sticking out the top of it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:48, closed)

YM

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:19, closed)

Oh dear.
One of these
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:04, closed)

My crazy ex-lover's eight inch cock
Practically gave me piles, that one did.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:04, closed)

Gay.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:50, closed)

My entire right leg

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:49, closed)

40 jalapeños and an Ex-Lax bar.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:52, closed)

Is this one of the cut lines from The Super-Supper March?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:12, closed)