Kate Middleton.
Agreed to get knocked-up by an inbred fuckwad just to get us all an extra day off work.
Thank you Kate, you are the Princess of Hearts.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:22, 16 replies)

I was going to suggest her
purely on the basis of finally being able to crack one out over a monarch. When was the last time one could do that?

(Although by the time she finally becomes Queen she might be a right old munter)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:32, closed)

I know
I have knocked one out over princess Diana before....

*feels no shame*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:42, closed)

Really?
before or after the accident?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, closed)

Bollard LOLs.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:11, closed)

Before and after
It's not necrophilia, she was still alive.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:35, closed)

We're allowed to crack one out over her?
What a woman. Even Diana wasn't up for that.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:43, closed)

Ha!
I meant in your mind, but if Kate is up for a massive bukkake sesh...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, closed)

Can I politely suggest
that if you are not prepared to wank yourself raw over HRH Queen Elizabeth II then you are unfit to be a citizen of this country and should leave forthwith..
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:50, closed)

I need 10cc mind-bleach STAT!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, closed)

You sick bastard!

Now, the Queen Mum...
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 1:45, closed)

Sorry for
the dull reality but unless you have in your contract that you have all bank holidays off, then your place of work has the right to make you work on that day.Luckily my work decided to hire pro's to do our contracts and luckily they added that in....phew.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:41, closed)

If that is the case then she can fuck off and die....
...the posh sponging bitch.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:44, closed)

^This^
Ha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:48, closed)

Isn't it the other way around?
I would expect that, unless stipulated in your contract, you were only expected to work at most 48 hours a week and to have national holidays off (without prior consent and adequate remuneration, or whatever)?
If there's something that says otherwise I'd be interested to see it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:46, closed)

people at big corps
will most definately be o.k but people working for small business's that produce their own crappy contracts and don't dicuss bank holidays could be at risk, I read it in the Metro on Monday I think it was. Be patient but I guarantee there will be stories coming out of scrooge bosses that want their staff in work.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:58, closed)

Ah, I see, I shall take a look.
I'd expect the big corporations to do this rather than the little companies, sounds interesting.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:18, closed)