This works best when you don't have children...
For a bit of fun, hire a babysitter and simply tell them that your child (that doesn't exist) is upstairs sleeping and should not be woken. Then when you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, 11 replies)

Genius!
Your post + Coffee + monitor = Mr IT getting upset with me!!!!!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:35, closed)

Why on Earth
has no one replied to this saying how utterly gut-bustingly awesome this is???

I might do this, even though my eldest is 16 next week.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, closed)

'Cos
It's straight off sickipedia!
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, closed)

Indeed.
I had to post it though it was too good of an opportunity to miss.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:47, closed)

Because
People without children very rarely have children's bedrooms.
( wangmaster2000, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:34, closed)

this is pure evil genius

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:50, closed)

Please, someone try this
and let us know what happened
(Bitter and Twisted, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:41, closed)

its funny because you stole it
from sickepedia dick.
( FIEND, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:30, closed)

oh no!
I am a burglar of da internetz. I must burn in hell.
However if you can just take some precious time out of your life for a while and look above you can probably see that someone has already pointed that out and low and behold I confirmed that yes it is from sickipedia.
I never claimed it was my own original work and I'm pretty sure some people appreciate me posting it. (see above comments)
Please don't get the police on me or nuffingz for offending you, dick.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:06, closed)

*Lo and behold
But otherwise, good work. That ought to shut him up.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:14, closed)

You mean...
here?

www.sickipediadick.com
( dingochutney *parp*, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:48, closed)