Being a 33 year old man, and sexually active since my mid teens, I have been on many dates, some of which have been worse than others.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:54, 9 replies)

33? OLD.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:57, closed)

I'm older than you.
Far as I know I've been on fewer than 10 dates. When you discount blind dates I wasn't aware were such and dates as a kid I think it's only 4.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:19, closed)

Thrilling.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:25, closed)

doze on

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:57, closed)

this is your calling card
"oh hello, ma neem's Plumdozer! not oanly am ah a fuckin' massive myusack snob, mah cleem ta feem is that ah luke leek Adam Leveen from Maroon 5, an' ah inveinted the wurrd 'quender'!"

bet that gets them frothing at the twat
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:50, closed)

I am Cheryl Kerl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:15, closed)

If I was a bender I'd give him one.
But I:m not,so I won't.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:45, closed)

Lies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:33, closed)

^ what she said

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:41, closed)