I like my job, but we've got eighty men and one toilet.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:27, 12 replies)

What's the downside?

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:39, closed)

It only seats one.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:47, closed)

Again I ask
What's the downside?
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:56, closed)

The side with the pipe coming out of it.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:22, closed)

The time would seem to be ripe for a clingfilm on seat situation.

( MatJ LOOK, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:32, closed)

A liberal spray of piss all over everything makes sharing easier?
That's a top tip.
( Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:44, closed)

Does the boss...
...ever take you all out for a curry?
(DownhillGardener no-one does it like that anymore, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:36, closed)

Excuse me,
but I think the PC name is "women"
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:50, closed)

Assuming you are serious:
There are pretty clear and binding rules about this, at least in the UK.

Check this yourself ( www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm ); but the most literal interpretation of your post indicates you should have AT LEAST 4 Cubicles AND 3 Urinals (plus, if I understand correctly, 5 washbasins as well).
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:08, closed)

Places where there are men only do not require washbasins?
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:17, closed)

For some reason
I read this post and immediately thought of that episode of Family Guy when Peter Griffin becomes gay and sings the song "Bret doesn't fit in the glory-hole and that's why everyone likes Bret."

I fear I may have been on the internet too long.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:00, closed)

That's gotta be illegal, surely?!

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:23, closed)