Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Is it normal to be 30,and having NEVER wanked?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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do you need a hand or something?arf
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If you're trying to claim that you haven't wanked then you're either a flid or a liar.Which is it?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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In the strict sense of the wordno.
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NONot even if you're a double amputee.
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noby the very definition of the word you are far from normal
and not in a healthy way
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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You need to get to know yourself betterTake yourself to a restaurant, have a pleasant evening on your own, go home and get acquainted with Madame. Palm on her 5 lovely sisters...Is this question even serious?
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haha!(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:44, closed)
I think you'd best lay off the medicationlooks like that's one serious side effect you've got there.
Also what do you do with all that spare time?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:51,
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Try itYou might like it
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You can not be that ugly...That you you get blown out by your own hands
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