Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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If you're trying to claim that you haven't wanked then you're either a flid or a liar.
Which is it?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:52, closed)
Which is it?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:52, closed)
no
by the very definition of the word you are far from normal
and not in a healthy way
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, closed)
by the very definition of the word you are far from normal
and not in a healthy way
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, closed)
You need to get to know yourself better
Take yourself to a restaurant, have a pleasant evening on your own, go home and get acquainted with Madame. Palm on her 5 lovely sisters...Is this question even serious?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:56, closed)
Take yourself to a restaurant, have a pleasant evening on your own, go home and get acquainted with Madame. Palm on her 5 lovely sisters...Is this question even serious?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:56, closed)
I think you'd best lay off the medication
looks like that's one serious side effect you've got there.
Also what do you do with all that spare time?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:51, closed)
looks like that's one serious side effect you've got there.
Also what do you do with all that spare time?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:51, closed)
You can not be that ugly...
That you you get blown out by your own hands
( , Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:52, closed)
That you you get blown out by your own hands
( , Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:52, closed)
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