we do...
...it's true.
I had to confirm this for a male friend recently as his previous girlfriends claimed that women didn't!

I can't think of a tale with any comedic value though.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:19, 1 reply)

But
the tale doesn't have to be about YOUR wanking exploits, what's funnier than walking in on someone else rubbing one out? (Unless he's wearing a hood and carrying a big knife, having broken into your house and is rummaging through your knicker drawer)
(Rsoles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:29, closed)

I think this is the point that men and women start to part ways
If I walked in on a bloke wanking, I'd just walk out again.

My son's a teenager so I am sure this is going happen at some point. But it doesn't really make me laugh....
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:33, closed)

I'm pretty sure that if you did walk in on him and laugh, though
It would A: be a pretty funny story, and B: would cost you thousands in psychiatric bills over the following years.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:37, closed)

I've explained how the washing machine works
And I've told him not to leave crusty socks under his bed.

I've done all a mother can do.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)

Whereas if a man walks in on a woman wanking, he starts wanking too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:38, closed)