Did they have to napalm the jungle to get that piercing right? Tell me you are back on the one man saddle, 'cos that is just too sad otherwise.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:45, 1 reply)

Different girls entirely.
Chastity Belt was nearly a decade ago.

Falstaffette actually comes from a Catholic background too, but she has absolutely no sexual hangups. She basically started our relationship with 'Hey. I just fucked that guy. Can I fuck you now?'

Self-esteem, now, that's another matter.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:52, closed)

Sounds like a keeper.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:53, closed)

I'm simplifying quite a lot. She's a really sweet girl
once you get used to the idea that she thinks 'fidelity' is something you do while sober.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, closed)

What you're trying to tell us is that she's a slag
That said you're not exactly catch of the day yourself.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:29, closed)

I'm actually really glad you changed your name back
I found the last one kind of offensive.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:41, closed)

I have a suspicion
that Rory Lion is actually a nice, intelligent friendly bloke, and has a separate login for these posts.

Nobody can really be like this. Not all the time, surely?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14, closed)

I'm only just starting to understand he has a beautifully understated wit
That he wraps in brutal, childish name-calling.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:18, closed)

I'm ninety-eleven percent positive
that he isn't quite like this in real life, so I guess that counts?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:42, closed)

Rory Lion
you sir are a cunt
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:13, closed)