Two rules of thumb
I've established from years of bedroom related disasters.

Rule 1
If the hot thirty something you've been seeing for a month brings you back to her place and your first impression on entering her bedroom is that the spermatozoans you have been diligently saving up all week are outnumbered by the cuddly toy animals arrayed all over every surface of the room, trust your instincts and GTFO. OK, maybe wait until she's gone to the bathroom to rinse the you-goo out of her hair.

Rule 2
Somethings go together, other things don't.
Anal sex and IBD (Inflammatory Bowel Disease) don't.
Unless scat's your thing.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, 11 replies)

I used to look forward to the time in life where the women I met no longer had bedrooms full of cuddly toys
...but then I realised that it was never going to happen.

I mean, seriously, what's that about? Forming an emotional attachment to a bit of fur fabric and some buttons? Crazy.

I mean, it's not like they're Star Wars figures, or anything important like that...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, closed)

^ This
My missus has had all of hers sent from her parents house, I just don't get it.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, closed)

^^^^^^ What Mong The Merciless said. ^^^^^^^-

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, closed)

Isn't it something to do with ...anaclesis?
*struts and preens*
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)

Almost...
...but I think you mean "anaclisis".
*waits expectantly for strutting/preening to cease*
(Sir Reginald Slapknackers last slapped his knackers at, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:07, closed)

Ah,
the paedophile's lament.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:44, closed)

Sentimentality is fine
A few carefully selected to bring to mind those special childhood memories is endearing.

Mentality is not fine
Hundreds upon hundreds, hordes of them, everywhere you look, is enfearing.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)

maybe moon monkey should widen the age group he is looking at

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, closed)

porcelain dolls are the worst
all those evil, glassy eyes, staring at you.......
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:46, closed)

I remember, possibly from B3ta
someone saying the really terrifying thing about the china dolls is how, when your back is turned, they inch slowly towards you...
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:48, closed)

Eww

(Cosa Nostril, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 3:09, closed)