Bedroom Disasters
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I once spat on a lightbulb.
No idea why.
I was on the top bunk, the lamp was on the bedside table.
I dribbled some spittle on it.
It exploded.
Embedding superheated glass shards in my 10 year old face.
I didn't cry.
I was more worried about explaining to my mum why the lightbulb in my room had exploded.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:24, 12 replies)
No idea why.
I was on the top bunk, the lamp was on the bedside table.
I dribbled some spittle on it.
It exploded.
Embedding superheated glass shards in my 10 year old face.
I didn't cry.
I was more worried about explaining to my mum why the lightbulb in my room had exploded.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:24, 12 replies)
This has made me do that sort of snorting, laughing thing.
Have a click.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:31, closed)
Have a click.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:31, closed)
Reminds me of the scene in Portnoy's Complaint where our hero masturbates vigorously enough to hit the light bulb,
leaving a blob of cum hanging precariously as his mother enters the room and stands underneath it, to young Portnoy's horror.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:39, closed)
leaving a blob of cum hanging precariously as his mother enters the room and stands underneath it, to young Portnoy's horror.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:39, closed)
I like this a lot.
It makes a refreshing change from the sexyfail stories, and reminds me of:
- the time the light bulb in the living room spontaneously exploded, scaring the shite out of my dad, my brother and me; and
- the time when my brother and I decided to melt an ice cube on the glass hob surface, before being stopped by panicked parents once we'd told them about our exciting science experiment.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:28, closed)
It makes a refreshing change from the sexyfail stories, and reminds me of:
- the time the light bulb in the living room spontaneously exploded, scaring the shite out of my dad, my brother and me; and
- the time when my brother and I decided to melt an ice cube on the glass hob surface, before being stopped by panicked parents once we'd told them about our exciting science experiment.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:28, closed)
That reminds me
of the 9-year-old me trying to measure how hot my bedside light was with an alcohol thermometer. The bulb survived the encounter, but the thermometer exploded, spraying red-stained alcohol everywhere, and for ever more I had a lamp shade and bedside table that looked like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
( , Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:13, closed)
of the 9-year-old me trying to measure how hot my bedside light was with an alcohol thermometer. The bulb survived the encounter, but the thermometer exploded, spraying red-stained alcohol everywhere, and for ever more I had a lamp shade and bedside table that looked like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
( , Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:13, closed)
I'll join the ranks of those that did something similar at a similar age,
with a spotlight that had been given to me as a bedside light
Noticed it was emitting a lot of heat so explored this by holding a bit of paper over the top, it ignited
So after blowing it out i tried to cool it of with some water
The resulting pop, shock and tears must have been heard down the street
*click*
( , Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:56, closed)
with a spotlight that had been given to me as a bedside light
Noticed it was emitting a lot of heat so explored this by holding a bit of paper over the top, it ignited
So after blowing it out i tried to cool it of with some water
The resulting pop, shock and tears must have been heard down the street
*click*
( , Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:56, closed)
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