I guess my biggest bedroom disaster was the time when I was too poor to afford to rent my own place.

I lived not only in shared accomodation, but actually in a shared bedroom. With one bed that I had to share. With another man.

I mean, it wasn't that bad once we got used to it. He was actually OK. A bit grumpy I guess, but nice enough. Pretentious too though, he fancied himself as a bit of a playwright and was always rattling on while I was trying to sleep about the plays what he wrote.

And to be fair, it was nice to have someone around to help with the breakfast. We got into quite a little routine in the end.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:58, 16 replies)

"Wah wah wah-wah, wah wah wah wah-wah"
(Chiliconcarne's Waiting What place is this, Histor?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:04, closed)

Leave Scarpe alone.


( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:11, closed)

Yeah
leave Scarpe alone, he's great.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:30, closed)

You are Kenneth Halliwell
À la Alan Bennett's "Prick up your Ears". Also, real life. AICMFP
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:19, closed)

Orton and Halliwell had seperate beds.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:49, closed)

And that was also
far more intellectual than I was being.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:53, closed)

Shhh!
Just pretend you meant it! Its what I always do.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:05, closed)

(Is it a Hancock reference?)

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, closed)

I guess it's just us oldies that get the reference
We're the only ones who are Wise enough...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:33, closed)

Tea urn?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, closed)

D'oh! I can't believe it took so long for me to work it out.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:47, closed)

"help with the breakfast"?
Can't you feed yourself?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:14, closed)

He won't sell much Ice cream going at that speed!

(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:03, closed)

Nice to know....
.... he brought a little sunshine into your life.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:20, closed)

So worth the click
particularly about the breakfast.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, closed)

You must get through a fair number of toasters.

( MatJ LOOK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:03, closed)