Sleeppsycho

Mrs Duck used to do her own unique variation of sleep walking I used to call sleeppsycho because she was usually aggressive & very weird and remembers absolutely nothing about it

For example

One night I woke up to find her rummaging in the wardrobe, actually inside it, doors shut
"what are you doing?" I asked
"shushhhhhhhhhh" came the annoyed response.
I waited a bit the rummaging and knocking continued.
"come on love, come back to bed"
"Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Come on"
"can't" *rummage rummage*
"what are you doing"
"Looking for the Cumberland sausages, you stupid fuckwit"
I left her to it. In the morning we found she had had a piss in one of my boots.

There were many more she even ran back to her place after shouting nonsense at me and getting annoyed that I couldn't understand her. I quickly learned not to question her or try and make sense of it, just to go with the flow. She's not done it for years thank god. The sleeppsycho episodes stopped when we stopped caining MDMA of the weekends...funny that ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:32, 10 replies)

if it does start again
Make a youtube channel out of it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:36, closed)

It was early 90's
before mobile phones had video cameras on them

I may well do
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:39, closed)

hhhmmmm MDMA you say?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:40, closed)

What's that?
You were taking MASSIVE DRUGS?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:28, closed)

MDMASSIVE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:32, closed)

*YES!*

( elgordo, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:39, closed)

the drugs seem to have affected you, too.
They have made you believe 'of a weekend' is a purely acceptable turn of phrase. When, in fact, it is one step below 'back in the day'.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:52, closed)

Oh! YES!
You should be allowed to stab people who say "Back in the Day" like you soon will be to able to do with burglars. Especially when they're only bloody fourteen.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:37, closed)

it was a typo
I had originally written 'of a weekend' realised it was a twaty phrase so meant to change it to 'at the weekend' but managed somehow to combine the two into a new even shitter phrase 'of the weekend' which to be fair makes no sense and makes me look like an even bigger berk than ever. The dangers of secretive posting at work editing text in tiny minimised windows. I cannot blame the drugs because it was 'back in the day' and I've not touched MASIVE DRUGS for years and years ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:14, closed)

Haha secretive posting at work in a tiny window
...is what I'm doing right now!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:25, closed)